miguelaban Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 1. Shake it, shake it! shake it like a Polaroid picture! 2. Are you telling me this is not the line for the new iPhone? 3. I camped for one week and the only doorbuster I could only get is this entitled brat!
txgurl Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 There are some good ones but I'll try: 1. T.V.'S FOR EVERYONE! 2. Flip flops were a bad idea! 3. Man: This is how I Tebow Kid: Planking
momlori Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 1 Just grab one and let's get out of here 2 OMG - there's the Target lady 3 Are we done yet?
clemsonbill Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 1) I know we just met and this may sound crazy...but my 5yr old son really wants that tv...can i have it..maybe 2)Can i cut through...i just need a gallon of milk 3) Like father like son..excited and energetic when the "door" opens..but no stamina
tokanm Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 1. TV mosh pit frenzy! 2. 'So glad Nurse Ratchett gave us a day pass for Black Friday" 3. Can we keep him he was 75% off? What a find!
KrisChampagne Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Picture #1 "Ok Folks keep passing them around until the music stops. When the music stops if you arne't touching a TV, you're out." Picture #2 Zombie Apocalypse!! Run! Picture #3 Still. In. Food. Coma.
LCPanther1975 Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 Picture #1 "Ok Folks keep passing them around until the music stops. When the music stops if you arne't touching a TV, you're out." Picture #2 Zombie Apocalypse!! Run! Picture #3 Still. In. Food. Coma. Love #2 !!
connieh Posted October 11, 2012 Posted October 11, 2012 #1 Lets play JENGA #2 Oh my gosh, hurry, they're playing JENGA in the back #3 And Mom thought I wouldn't fit in the cart
Cherie2772 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1.It's not Christmas until you have been ran over, stepped on, and hit by a tv box! 2.I've been waiting for this day all year! 3. Kinda reminds me of the good ol' days when I pushed him around in a stroller...
smtowngrl Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. "Large screen" takes on a whole new meaning! 2. Which aisle, which aisle??!!!! 3. Why isn't this line moving?
Scanner420 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1- Damn Dude! They Put the TV's With the TV Dinners!! Brilliant!! 2- Oh My God! Oh My God! I'm gonna start a stampede! 3- George found exactly what he was looking for off the Clearance Rack!
Cargirl Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 #1 Polaroid? I thought it was a camera #2 Only a 2 day sale....OMG it will take 3 days to check out #3 I wanted a girl but they were out
firegirl719 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. "Does anyone know if they have any more tickets for the Lasagna? I hope they don't run out before I get up there!" 2. To the lady on the right: I hope they didn't run out of sneakers before you got back to the shoe department, those flip-flops look mighty cold! 3. "Seriously mom, I can just take a nap here and no one will notice or try to steal your doorbusters! Please let me sleep!"
smoore11506 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1) Dang baby, did you know'd Polaroid makes these fancy TVs? Looks like we should grab a few along with your Hungry Man dinners! 2) Finally! I've had to pee for the last 3 1/2 hou....aaahh crap! 3) "Quick trip to Menards" my butt!
pudd75 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 #1 OK so the rules are the first one to stack 10 tv's wins a Box O' Joe. On your mark, get set, go! #2 OMG the Snuggies are right in front! #3 So with price matching and my early bird extra 20% coupon off this kid should be pretty cheap.
computerlady Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. Super Bowl is only a month and half away, the one with the most tv's is gonna have one hellva party! 2. OMG! Is that Joe Manganiello was handing out the $5 toasters? 3. Sheets, pillows and blankets? Geez Mom, you pulled me out of bed at 2 am to wait for that? I'm going back to sleep, wake me when we get home.
amberjobryant Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. Ok I am going to need 5 of those, just pass them back and no one gets hurt. 2. Holy crap this is the check out line already. 3. Let me come he said, I will be such help!!!
berry1014 Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. OK... now we will start the bid for the next TV at 1 shout and 2 shoves. 2. HOLY CRAP! I just relized I am at the WRONG Store. 3. Dad!!! Really ... I am old enough to walk around store now!
mcwalker Posted October 12, 2012 Posted October 12, 2012 1. Buy a new TV and get Stouffer's TV dinners to go with it! 2. Middle woman: "Wow, I can't believe I am in the Target!" Woman behind her, "Aaahhh! I am right here, and I still can't get in! 3. Bean Bags or Boys, your choice, just $6.95 each.
AuntieJul Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 1. "Go ahead, help yourself. I'm waiting for the tvs on the pallets in the black shrink wrap."2. "What? THIS is the line for the ladies room?!?"3. "Oh, if only I could return everything on this cart... And I mean everything... darned lazy good-for-nothing..." ::grumbles::
jewleyp Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 1. Dude, I know we can fit a couple more things on top... I swear - just put it on there ! 2. OMG... I think I just pee'd myself with excitement ( woman behind her ). Lady you just pee'd on my foot !!!! 3. I can't believe the deal I am going to get on the overstuffed boy this year !
arci122 Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 1. You need to put these back, the line forms in the frozen food isle. 2. (Lady in green coat) Get out of my way people! I don't need the $5 mixer, I need a bathroom NOW! 3. 10 pm bargains, check, now a nap until the midnight round of electronics at walmart.
jaymacfla Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 #1. "Attention Walmart shoppers, I know you are a bit dismayed, so let me assure you that Emerson and Polaroid are in fact real televisions, so feel free to toss them around as you normally would!" # 2. "Quick! Let me in!!!! There is a gigantic strapless Bra chasing me from Macy's dept store!!!!" #3. Son: "See Mom, I told you this would happen!" "Dev said in the 101 camping rules to shop BEFORE Black Friday for supplies". Mom: "Whatever!!!"
totallyBF Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 1. "attention please beware of chaos" 2. Move outta the way everyone please don't fall bc you'll get.trampled thats a guarantee 3.hibernation mode on full blast after black friday chaos
marathonshopper Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 #1 - Guy in dark blue with hand up - "One right here" Woman in white shirt - "Are you sure we really need one?" #2 - Woman in green - "Back! Back I say! No cuts for you!!! #3 - Boy on cart - "Whoever said this Black Friday shopping is fun never met MY mom...we're just kinda bored!"
flambo126 Posted October 14, 2012 Posted October 14, 2012 1. I want the one on the bottom. 2. (Lady in black) Hurry, my water just broke. 3. Is there room for Grandma on there?
laddhorn Posted October 15, 2012 Posted October 15, 2012 1. I think the white one matches our decor better than the brown. 2. There are RATS outside! 3. "I think I am going to put the kid back on the shelf."
jendeere Posted October 15, 2012 Posted October 15, 2012 1. Outta my way!!!! 2. Ahhhhh let me in, all the tv's are gonna be gone!!! 3. This is the life
bclvr61889 Posted October 15, 2012 Posted October 15, 2012 1. I really wanted a 13 inch tube tv where are those? 2. Is this the flash mob spot? 3. Honey I got him as a doorbuster.
guilliam Posted October 15, 2012 Posted October 15, 2012 1. Walmart Employee- "Wait until they get to the registers and find out this isn't the sale tv" 2. "It's Santa!! I know him!!" 3. "What do you mean you've just started shopping???"
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