15 fun things to do while shopping in Walmart..lol!
Posted Dec 8, 2004 - 6:27 pm
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.
5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Posted Dec 8, 2004 - 6:47 pm
Posted Dec 8, 2004 - 9:29 pm
Too funny!! My favorite is 13
Yeah that one is my favorite too!
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Posted Dec 11, 2004 - 5:39 pm
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
I gotta try this some day!
Posted Dec 12, 2004 - 1:06 pm
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Posted Dec 14, 2004 - 1:16 am
I used to like to go in after hours to walmart and play soccer in the aisles with friends! We also used to play hackysack and toss balls over the tops of the aisles! Man did they hate us when we would come in! Plus I knew how to get on the the pager system, so I would call from a payphone outside and be transfereed to the pager system by asking for that extension! "Right now Wal-mart is having a huge sale over in the toy department, come by and check out all the nice cheap plastic Sh!t for sale!"
I came in 15 min after that annoucment and the managers were having a meeting at courtesy trying to figure out who did the annoucment and where it came from! LMAO
OMG YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted Dec 16, 2004 - 1:43 am
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