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[tulips]

With my family

It’s a custom we all share

Shop until we drop

[Princess Lucy]

People in my way

Move or I will run you down

Shoppings my fortay

[tbarry1974]

Frigid early morn

Hot cappucinno warms me

Door busters await

[higbee]

Looking through the ads

Black Friday is approaching

I can hardly wait

 

Eat Thanksgiving meal

Pack warm clothes and sleeping bag

Head off to the stores

 

Waiting in the cold

Making new friends—young and old

Now it’s getting close

 

Rushing in the door

Grabbing goodies—left and right

Shopping is a thrill

 

Now my shopping’s done

Toys galore for everyone

I’ll be back next year

[oldporscheracer]

Don't know if I'll go

Shopping Black Friday this year

Maybe, maybe not...

[julz0420]

Its freezing out here

My hands and feet are frozen

Its worth the frostbite!!

 

*edited to add an s to hand lol*

[angelic680]

A chill greets my back

Erect nipples say hello

BlackFriday has arrived

 

Now frozen in time,

But alive and just sleeping,

The deals are waiting.

 

Damn I havent wrote one since 6th grade....LoL Im a little rusty LoL

[darianwiccan]

Full Contact Shopping!

Deals Galore at 4am!

All on Black Friday!

[rcapizzi]

Read the ads 10 times

Went to bed in shopping clothes

bed alarm set loud:eek:

[snegrif]

If I was the first

Then you didn't get the deal

You will not be first

[ILIKESALES2]

Hi I Love this site!

 

I wasn't clear if I could only post 3 LINES, so you can either take it together or separate them! This was really fun! Here goes!

 

 

Ads from GottaDeal

In my hands, ready to shop

For Toys, games, and gifts!

 

Dashing through Walmart

No end of this day in sight

Need to split in two!

 

My cart is now full

Bipitty Bopitty Boo

Got some great deals too!

 

Cant wait for next year

Thanks to the GottaDeal site

I know where I’ll shop!

 

[scheeks]

Going through the ads

Getting no hours of sleep

Thanks to Gotta Deal

[madi5]

Big Deals They Await

Why Did I Stay Up So Late

Open That Darn Gate

[jennicks]

Going for great deals

Bring out coffee and blankets

Morning is coming

[kalebsmoms]

Step One Gotta Deal

Shop for four til close

Look forward each year!

[kalebsmoms]

Early and Cold morning

Coffee in hand and ready

Smile as doors open!

[kalebsmoms]

Huge Black Friday fan

Really need a T-shirt

Would so love to win

[johjstc]

Up bright and early

Spend money til' we are broke

Black Friday is Great!!

[Iliveforblckfri]

Cold chilly dark morning.

 

Good friends meeting together.

 

Waiting for the deals.

[sharron hayward]

waking up early

hurrying fast out the door

naked in the line

[Butch_VI]

I'm standing in line

I don't want deals, I'm here for

camaraderie

[KittySkyfish]

Excitement Rises!

A Crowd of Christmas Chaos

Swells Outside the Door.

Edited October 7, 2008 by KittySkyfish
better ideas!

[aprncess]

Seizing the last one,

With merriment in my eyes,

Cause I Gottadeal!

[krissy72]

Waking up early

To do some Christmas shopping

Crazy, busy day

[Sneezy]

I shouldn't have looked at this one, kind of went crazy with ideas! Here are the 7 I wrote before I could stop myself.

 

Read through GottaDeal

Choose Black Friday sales I want

Lost sleep but saved lots

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Gather up my ads

Waking up bright and early

Bring home lots of deals

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Go to bed early

Wake O dark thirty for sales

Rush through many stores

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Very little sleep

Drag husband out in the dark

Shop in my new shirt

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Christmas is coming

First shopping on Black Friday

Great deals make great gifts

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Gottadeal dot com

Find Black Friday ads online

Shop until I drop

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Write down shopping list

Sleep then sit at desk to shop

Wearing hard won shirt

[KrystalMae1231]

I don't have a Haiku, but thought this may be a cute ad

 

Turkey's on the table

as we all give thanks

hurry up and shovel it in

mom is on a rampage

 

got all my ads

Im ready to go

put on my jeans, my shirt, my sweatshirt, my 2 pairs of socks, my snow pants & boots, my gloves, my hat, my scarf

and I am out the door

 

I can barely put my hands down

I can't even see my toes

I look like Marshmallow man

but last year I nearly froze

 

I've got my ads, the lawn chair

my purse and my keys

get it all packed in the car

Damn I have to pee

 

As I repeat lines 7 & 8

I finally make it out

I'm headed on my way

Shopping is all I can think about

 

I finally make it there

Im the first one in the line

Can't wait for that door to open

After waiting all this time

 

More and more start to come

we form a little pack

we starting talking about our families

and how they think we're wacked

 

The many hours pass

5am is right around the bend

adernalin is flowin'

I Just can't wait to get in

 

Finally it's here

We rush in to find our gifts

taking elbows and shoves

just to get what on our lists

 

When it's all said and done

and you have all of your gear

The parking lot hears your shout,

"I'm not doing this **** next year!!!"

 

**REPEAT IN 2009**

Happy BF folks

[guilliam]

Running in the door

Grabbing all the deals in sight

On to the next store

[General MarioXx]

outside best buy now

meeting new people its cold

hope doors open soon

[mmsantoyo]

Black Friday Shopping

you gotta love the madness

after thanksgiving

[redshoe]

401K gone

Bail me out blackfriday deals

Make mama happy