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Write a Black Friday haiku & win a BF t-shirt - CONTEST OVER!

Started by Brad , Oct 6, 2008 - 6:53 pm

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#31 tulips OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 5:34 am

With my family It’s a custom we all share Shop until we drop

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#32 Princess Lucy OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 5:36 am

People in my way Move or I will run you down Shoppings my fortay

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#33 tbarry1974 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 5:36 am

Frigid early morn Hot cappucinno warms me Door busters await

While visions of sugar plums danced in the heads........ :holiday07 :holiday08

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#34 higbee OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 5:51 am

Looking through the ads Black Friday is approaching I can hardly wait Eat Thanksgiving meal Pack warm clothes and sleeping bag Head off to the stores Waiting in the cold Making new friends—young and old Now it’s getting close Rushing in the door Grabbing goodies—left and right Shopping is a thrill Now my shopping’s done Toys galore for everyone I’ll be back next year

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#35 oldporscheracer OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 5:53 am

Don't know if I'll go Shopping Black Friday this year Maybe, maybe not...

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#36 julz0420 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:00 am

Its freezing out here My hands and feet are frozen Its worth the frostbite!! *edited to add an s to hand lol*

Julie
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and Lucas 6

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#37 angelic680 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:07 am

A chill greets my back Erect nipples say hello BlackFriday has arrived Now frozen in time, But alive and just sleeping, The deals are waiting. Damn I havent wrote one since 6th grade....LoL Im a little rusty LoL

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#38 darianwiccan OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:09 am

Full Contact Shopping! Deals Galore at 4am! All on Black Friday!

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#39 rcapizzi OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:10 am

Read the ads 10 times Went to bed in shopping clothes bed alarm set loud:eek:

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#40 snegrif OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:11 am

If I was the first Then you didn't get the deal You will not be first

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#41 ILIKESALES2 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:28 am

Hi I Love this site!

I wasn't clear if I could only post 3 LINES, so you can either take it together or separate them! This was really fun! Here goes!

Ads from GottaDeal
In my hands, ready to shop
For Toys, games, and gifts!

Dashing through Walmart
No end of this day in sight
Need to split in two!

My cart is now full
Bipitty Bopitty Boo
Got some great deals too!

Cant wait for next year
Thanks to the GottaDeal site
I know where I’ll shop!

:yay:

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#42 scheeks OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:43 am

Going through the ads Getting no hours of sleep Thanks to Gotta Deal

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#43 madi5 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:46 am

Big Deals They Await Why Did I Stay Up So Late Open That Darn Gate

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#44 jennicks OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 6:47 am

Going for great deals Bring out coffee and blankets Morning is coming

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#45 kalebsmoms OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 7:10 am

Step One Gotta Deal Shop for four til close Look forward each year!

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#46 kalebsmoms OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 7:11 am

Early and Cold morning Coffee in hand and ready Smile as doors open!

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#47 kalebsmoms OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 7:12 am

Huge Black Friday fan Really need a T-shirt Would so love to win

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#48 johjstc OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 7:14 am

Up bright and early Spend money til' we are broke Black Friday is Great!!

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#49 Iliveforblckfri OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 9:10 am

Cold chilly dark morning. Good friends meeting together. Waiting for the deals.

Darla Who flies 800 miles (RT) to be in a town with stores for Black Friday

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#50 sharron hayward OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 9:25 am

waking up early hurrying fast out the door naked in the line

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#51 Butch_VI OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 9:38 am

I'm standing in line I don't want deals, I'm here for camaraderie

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#52 KittySkyfish OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 9:46 am

Excitement Rises!
A Crowd of Christmas Chaos
Swells Outside the Door.

Edited by KittySkyfish, Oct 7, 2008 - 10:23 am.
better ideas!

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#53 aprncess OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 9:46 am

Seizing the last one,
With merriment in my eyes,
Cause I Gottadeal!

~*~ Wanna know how much I Cherry-Picked my Tiara for? ~*~

I GOTTADEAL!

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#54 krissy72 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 10:03 am

Waking up early To do some Christmas shopping Crazy, busy day

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#55 Sneezy OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 10:52 am

I shouldn't have looked at this one, kind of went crazy with ideas! Here are the 7 I wrote before I could stop myself. Read through GottaDeal Choose Black Friday sales I want Lost sleep but saved lots ----------------- Gather up my ads Waking up bright and early Bring home lots of deals --------------- Go to bed early Wake O dark thirty for sales Rush through many stores --------------- Very little sleep Drag husband out in the dark Shop in my new shirt -------------- Christmas is coming First shopping on Black Friday Great deals make great gifts ------------------- Gottadeal dot com Find Black Friday ads online Shop until I drop ----------- Write down shopping list Sleep then sit at desk to shop Wearing hard won shirt

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#56 KrystalMae1231 OFFLINE

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Posted Oct 7, 2008 - 11:11 am

I don't have a Haiku, but thought this may be a cute ad Turkey's on the table as we all give thanks hurry up and shovel it in mom is on a rampage got all my ads Im ready to go put on my jeans, my shirt, my sweatshirt, my 2 pairs of socks, my snow pants & boots, my gloves, my hat, my scarf and I am out the door I can barely put my hands down I can't even see my toes I look like Marshmallow man but last year I nearly froze I've got my ads, the lawn chair my purse and my keys get it all packed in the car Damn I have to pee As I repeat lines 7 & 8 I finally make it out I'm headed on my way Shopping is all I can think about I finally make it there Im the first one in the line Can't wait for that door to open After waiting all this time More and more start to come we form a little pack we starting talking about our families and how they think we're wacked The many hours pass 5am is right around the bend adernalin is flowin' I Just can't wait to get in Finally it's here We rush in to find our gifts taking elbows and shoves just to get what on our lists When it's all said and done and you have all of your gear The parking lot hears your shout, "I'm not doing this **** next year!!!" **REPEAT IN 2009** Happy BF folks