CrayZMama80 Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 I originally posted this back in 04 on here. Just wanted everyone to get some giggles while waiting. None of this is meant to offend anyone.. just wanted to give ya's a giggle while reading posts. 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
neice0510 Posted October 26, 2006 Posted October 26, 2006 I remember this from last year and it's still funny, can't say I've ever done any though. :)
Novac Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"This is worthy of a 43Things entry
pogiporkchop Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 Can't... breathe.... laughing... too... hard...
peachysquirt21 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 LMAO I dont think I could do any of those. OMG@ #3. LOL
darianwiccan Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I'm going to have to do #1 this year! It seems like the least destructive/offensive lol Too bad we can't do the bag of M&M's on layaway anymore though
Deal Grabber Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 LMAO.I think after a few beers i would do all of the above.
sleepyshopper Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 ROTFLMAO:sidesplit I am gonna have to try some of these this year.....What a great way to make the time go by faster!!
Kay1996 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 HEHEHE This sounds like fun.....hmmmm I wonder what kinda trouble I can get in this year
cotinkandy1 Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 LMAO....I only wish I had the guts to do these myself. But If I showed my Hubby he would definitly do them, He loves to imbarass me all the time.
Mursilis Posted October 27, 2006 Posted October 27, 2006 I'm going to have to do #1 this year!Please, not in the dressing rooms!
Princess7915 Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 So the thing to do is video tape your brave friends actually doing these things and them post where we can all see them.
rogue1230 Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 My DH COMPULSIVLEY does the #2 Alarm clock thing every time he goes into a store with alarm clocks..... LOL....MEN!
amyers12345 Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Anyone who tries these would be very upset to get thrown out on BF... But I am upset about the LAW thing just because of #5.. We saw this list years ago, and I get to pick one thing for my hubby to do... that was this years!
colelane2001 Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 That is great. I will have to show my DH and wait to see how long before we're no longer allowed to shop at Wal-Mart.
migirlfriday Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 lol I like the Mission Impossible one and the nose picking. If I see anybody doing any of these, I think I will have to laugh and ask them if they are gottadealaholics like me.
Adamtanderson Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Has anyone ever done any of these things?
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