Spunky2 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Conga time! 2. "And they said this wouldn't be fun..." 3. Free gift cards for everyone!
acornell2 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo #1 - Target's big red balls of doom do not discriminate in their carnage and rampaging...even the carts are not safe! Photo #2 - 364 days a year we would call them crazy...on Black Friday they are WARRIORS! Photo #3 - Look folks...this is AppleBEE's...not the APPLE STORE! We have NO iPads! GO HOME!
EmConMom Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 #1 An electric fence in disguise will assure that people heed the warning "NO LINE JUMPING"#2 Surrounded by the comforts of home, John Doe giggles at the thought of selling his PS3 on ebay for quadruple the price!!!!#3 I am armed with a tazer.....be nice, I repeat BE NICE!
Darak Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Several shoppers passed the time by seeing who could jump the most overturned shopping carts. Most thought John was crazy when he said he could jump 10 at once. They were right, he was horribly maimed and will never shop again.Sadly, the complimentary food handed out to the first in line was not prepared properly. This was the resulting line for the bathrom.This year's hot item at Best Buy: A 12 foot tall person, complete with stocking stuffer megaphone!
doorbuster Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1: "Aaand back, and stretch, and lift and push. That's it ladies, get those rollers moving! You'll thank me later," said the red Target training ball. Photo 2:Hackers enjoying surveillance while disguised as waiting shoppers: "Dude, how much you wanna bet the tall lady runs into the door when I press this button"? Photo 3: Guy wearing glasses in left corner: "Easy with the bullhorn, chewbacca... just let me get my karaoke machine and go home."
prowler66gt Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Sunday Morning, coming down 2. husband's waiting room, early am Black Friday 3. Attention shoppers....there was a misprint in our ad...the 52" LCD is priced at $999, not $99
Damien9104 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 (edited) ~PHOTO 1~ www.YOUTUBE.com/BlackFridayTarget2010 Day After Thanksgiving these Early Birds get a good laugh as line Jumpers try to jump over carts and land flat on their faces! VIEWS [11,262,010] ~PHOTO 2~ "Dude what were we thinking" "That's easy man, we can play video games all night without our wives nagging at us, plus I got to miss dinner with her mom. Cold or not this was the best idea ever!" ~PHOTO 3~ "Excuse me Early Birds! You will not be able to shop if my employees can't get through!" Edited October 21, 2010 by Damien9104
emptynest-2 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Red rover, Red Rover sends Gottadealers right over. 2. Fridge. Check. Color TV and Wii check. Generator, generator. Well I can’t think of everything 3. Ok I will only say this one time so listen up…There are NO door busters this year. We just wanted to see if you would still come out and freeze your tails off.
GinaInIL Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1: This Christmas Target is continuing with the "Go Green" theme.. Not only must you bring your own shopping bags, you now have to bring your own cart! 2: Lets pretend we suck at this game, maybe we can hustle enough cash for our doorbusters out of some unsuspecting schmuck. 3: Excuse me please.. I just need to grab a box of tampons for my wife, do you mind if I go in first?
stephbrent Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo #1. Follow the bouncing ball. Photo #2. Who needs turkey, we've got our video games. Photo #3. Someone let me down, I don't have any more tickets for the Tickle Me Elmos.
lightguy Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Innnnncoming!!!!! 2. Ah, friends!!!! 3. Bueller, Bueller. Anyone, Bueller?
mgreen Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo #1 It's too early to get up! Photo #2 My wife owes me BIG TIME for this one! Photo #3 I don't have any more tickets for the $99 flat screen TV!
stephmtz Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1 ~ Twas the night after Black Friday and all through the store, the carts bowed their heads and prayed….Please, NO MORE! Photo 2 ~ Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog…gonna save me 5 bucks and that’s my epilogue! Photo 3 ~ “Steamed Rice or Fried Rice?”
ready2talk2000 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Ok, form the carts in a circle. 2. Just because I am a thrifty shopper doesn't mean I have to give up the modern conveniences of life! 3. Good Morning Kmart shoppers! Please form an orderly line to the left and NO PUSHING!!!
pattiv Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. whoever jumps over the carts the highest gets to be first in line! 2.what doorbusters exactly are we waiting for anyway? 3.we will keep order i think?
maep2000 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1) Barricades are ready! Not gottadealers ... KEEP AWAY!!!! 2) You need more? I have enough with my Heater, Pizza, 360, friends and GOTTADEAL!!! 3) Please, all not gottadealers, form a line from here to the end. All gottadealers have a priority space. If you don't understand me, please move your bussiness away. I'm sorry. I want a shirt. Good day for all.
Lusha120 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 (edited) 1. tuesday november 22 ... ' WIPEOUT Target style', bob and jeff were the first two not to die and got their chairs across the finish line and ready' 2. wed. november 23... Bob says to jeff "Who said shopping was womens work? this is man space" Jeff says "yeah but dude, you were supposed to wait till FRIDAY to buy the wii " Bob: "hows she gonna know? I got it didn't I?" 3. BLACK FRIDAY : "Is there a bob or jeff here? Bob? Jeff? Your wives called, they saw you on the news with the wii and wanted me to let you know We are NOT doing price adjustments, I repeat we are not doing price adjustments. Bob? Jeff? I hope you are comfortable". Edited October 20, 2010 by Lusha120 I had a better one!
ohitsunshine Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1: Conga, conga, cong-A! Photo 2: And my wife thinks I'm at the strip club ahaha Photo 3: So this is what Lady Gaga feels like
landcbrewer Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 ......and if they get past the 40 buggies, the white chairs will stop them! Black Friday? Na, we're here to watch the game! "A crowd gathered this morning when Best Buy announced $3.00 ear buds."
debwilli Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. Twas the night before Black Friday and all through this Target lot no lines had formed waiting to shop. 2. I wish there was a restaurant open that would deliver! 3. Attention shoppers, we have decided to not open until 9!
akadoodle1 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 #1 Attention Shoppers you will recieve 50% off on everything you can put inside the basket, Just the way it is right now! #2 Guys are you sure this is the day our wives told us to be here?????? #3 Attention Shoppers, this year is going to be a little different. The front of the line is now the back of the line and the back of the line is now the front of the line. HA HA just kidding.
missyj94 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 #1--This is a no entry zone--even if you CAN step over the blockade!!! #2--If we put on dark shades and held a cane, do you think people would throw us money? #3--We have a call for a Mr. Ben Dover! Is there a Mr. Ben Dover in the crowd?
joaryche Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. "Please stand back from the scene. There is nothing to shop for here. This is a crime scene. I repeat. There is nothing to shop for here." 2. "Hey, who is going to watch this stuff when the doors open?" 3. "Please form a line. Thank You. Now, we are only going to let ten people in at a time unless you are going to sign up for the Best Buy Credit Card or the Best Buy Financing Plan."
nana1 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 photo 1: ready, set, flip photo 2: Just waiting for the nachos photo 3: let's all sing.......jingle bells, jingle bells,..........
jdodd1968 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 :)[Photo#1: The shopping cart baricade! Photo#2: The Black Friday Tailgaters Photo#3: Everyone, Please for a single file line!]
htorres Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 #1 - Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE..... #2 - Money my wife took from my last month's paycheck: $1,000.00 Gas, food for grill, beer for BF line entertainment: $60.00 Hanging out with my buds while the wives shop BF: $PRICELESS And for everything else.....there's Xbox! #3 - ticket for first entry to store....going once, going twice....SOLD! (and who is Waldo and why an I being asked to call out for him???)
jennebe1984 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1 Quick roll over play dead and they won't attack us! or Shopping carts and ostriches are very similar; they both have the same hiding technique. If I can't see them, they can't see me! Photo 2 Talk about a block party, this party goes around the whole block! Photo 3 Best Shopping Strategy: Pretend to be a worker and announce "anyone driving a vehicle with a license plate your lights are on!" or "Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"
m13april Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. The upside down cart race 2. "It was the night before Black Friday, the family was gathered around the generator. Not a creature was stirring, not even a line cutter" 3. "Hey I am going to let you finish getting in the store, but I just wanted to tell you that Gottadeal online deals are the best!"
Raehunt2 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1 - Stairway to Heaven Photo 2 - Gangsters in Paradise Photo 3 - Who wants to be a Chili Minor???
justatadfried2 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo # 1 "Who needs a carriage anyways? Photo # 2 Boy I hope we can get a bigger TV!!! Phote # 3 GO AWAY!!!
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