#1 - Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE.....
#2 - Money my wife took from my last month's paycheck: $1,000.00
Gas, food for grill, beer for BF line entertainment: $60.00
Hanging out with my buds while the wives shop BF: $PRICELESS
And for everything else.....there's Xbox!
#3 - ticket for first entry to store....going once, going twice....SOLD! (and who is Waldo and why an I being asked to call out for him???)