1. "Please stand back from the scene. There is nothing to shop for here. This is a crime scene. I repeat. There is nothing to shop for here."
2. "Hey, who is going to watch this stuff when the doors open?"
3. "Please form a line. Thank You. Now, we are only going to let ten people in at a time unless you are going to sign up for the Best Buy Credit Card or the Best Buy Financing Plan."