misstaken Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Why yes, it IS a clown car! 2. I am gonna be F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S in this! 3. Shouldn't have hit the mimosas so hard this morning. Next year, COFFEE!
Guest smikmaisey Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Photo #1- "chugga chugga chugga chugga chooo choooo" Photo #2- "She'll never look for her gift in the hardware store bag!" Photo#3- "aaaahhhhh, I'vvvvveee jusssst goooootttttta gggettt meeeee aaa maassssaaaaggge chaaaiirrr ffoooorrr attt hooommeee....Hoonnnneeeyyyy....I Knoooooowwww whaaattt I wwaaaannnnnttt forrrrr Chrissstttttmmaaaaassssss....aahhhhhhhh"
zekelin Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 #1- And then the Jeep said, "Do they make KY jelly for cars??" #2- "Can't wait to get these babies on!!" #3- "If the store security comes by, I've been here ALL day! snore, snore snore..."
tjredsox4 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Uh Oh! I don't think everything will fit in the car, I went overboard. 2. Let's hide gifts so that the snoopers don't find anything. 3. Wake up Grandma! You missed the best sales ever!!!
uniquelymeeee Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. OMG.. My Husbands gonna Kill Me !! 2. So this is where all the grocery money goes. 3. I'm getting too old for this...Thank goodness its over...
ilgetumipretty Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Did you think the store seemed kinda busy?? I wonder if there is some kind of special sale going on today?? 2. "Just gonna go to one store my hiney!" and I fall for this every year....... 3. I hope hubby doesn't see me on tv! I told him I was just running out to get coffee!
icandive Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 HOW TO WIN: There are 3 photos below that were taken on Black Friday last year and used in various news stories. Come up with your best humorous caption for each photo and post them in this thread. Be sure to label each caption based on the photo number (1,2 and 3). Only post one caption per photo - mutliple captions will not count.[/color] PHOTO #1: Do they make a five cart size SUV? PHOTO #2: I can't believe she left me with the underwear bag! PHOTO #3: These are really ejections seats.....as soon as those doors open...we'll be flying ahead of everyone. Good luck to all!
dmmiller Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1) "Sally... I think you should call the U-haul people now.. we need a bigger truck!" 2) "WTH is this?" 3) "Just gonna sit here for a min....."
Tara3117 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Photo 1: "I only had to give 3 black eyes for all this loot." Photo 2: "I know she said 'No Peeking' but I can't help it!" Photo 3: Still working off that tryptophan coma at 7am
angied64084 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1) It was then, looking at her carts of BF goodies, that Sally realized that all of her years playing Tetris were going to finally pay off. 2)I can' f**ing believe she talked me into this s**t. I don't care what she says, I'm not caring that d*** pink bag around this mall all day. My face itches and I need a shave....grumble grumble...where's my coffee.... 3) And visions danced throught their heads, TVs for $199, DVD's for $4.99...oh the sights they would see, the deals, the carts, in the crowds they soon would be....
jonesy Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1 - Bungie cords should do it, its not that far to home! 2- I know I had the baby when we were in this store, now where did he get to? 3 - Best idea ever, lazy boys in the check out line!
thefarmer Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 PHOTO #1 And I said no when my husband wanted a truck? PHOTO #2 I don't see that Flat Screen anywhere! PHOTO #3 Hope someone wakes me up for the hourly deals!
inluvstill Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1) Honey, don't worry....I know there has got to be something in here the kids will love! Aren't you proud of me?!!! 2) This is rediculous.....and I swear if she asks me to hold her purse, I am outta here!!! 3) Oh crap...there is that lady I plowed over to get the wii....don't make eye contact!! *****snore******
kimmie0712 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Photo #1: Hey Peggy Sue...I think we forgot something...if you've got this, I need to go back in and buy for my cousin's girlfriend's aunt's next door neighbor Billy Joe. Photo #2: Victorias Secret...Macy's....I thought we were buying for the kids? How do I fall for this every single black Friday? Well, did she at least get something for me? Photo #3: After eating too much turkey the day before...Becky sleeps soundly dreaming of deals at Target. Meanwhile, the crazed shopper next to her pretends to dooze off so she can swipe the ad for one last glance at the deals!
ClemsonMike323 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. "Of course honey, there will be plenty of room in the car, I promise." 2. "75 bucks for underwear? If she can't figure out what to take back, I'll figure it out for her." 3. "This sure ain't the same as it was when we had to walk up hill both ways in the snow just to get to these stores on Black Friday. These kids just don't know how good they got it now. Now turn it up another notch."
zoemariesmamma Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. No more messing around...now we really have to get some Christmas shopping done! 2. Sure am glad I sold those extra Best Buy tickets!! 3. Damn that guy selling his best buy tickets....11 and 12th in line and empty-handed..we missed out! and the debate continues....
aprncess Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Only had to get one thing uh, I knew I should of drove my own car! 2. The Estate, a 60-foot swimming pool, the underwater music system, a 2500 sq. ft. gym, a 1000 sq. ft. dining room, me and all my money are just not enough for Melinda now she wants me to wear these! 3. No BF Shopping - Arrested when found sleeping in Furniture Department overnight to be first in store on Black Friday
shoppingaddict Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) 1. If we had bought all the kids Zhu Zhu hamsters, we wouldn't be having this problem now, would we? 2. Don we now our gay apparel, fa la la la la, la la la la 3. Heedless of the wind and weather, fa la la la la, la la la la Edited November 3, 2009 by shoppingaddict typo
neboo Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1."Honey, just because Timmy handed the Toys R Us ad to Santa for his want list doesnt mean we have to get him all of it!" 2."How many more stores can there be between our house and Best Buy?!?!?" 3."I remember Black Friday 1952....remember when we got to Wards at 7am! Margaret? MARGARET!"
amykay9377 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 PHOTO #1http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption1.jpg"I sure wish the people who helped me FILL the carts was here to help me make it all FIT!" PHOTO #2http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption2.jpg"Now, I have a pretty polka-dot skirt and sexy panties, now all I need is some shoes!" PHOTO #3http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption3.jpgBernice just couldn't handle Black Friday now that stores are opening at 4a.m.
pogiporkchop Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 (edited) #1: And DH thought I could pack the truck full for the flea market... wait until he sees this! #2: Well, the pink bag can stay but the rest of it goes back! #3: Wait until she finds the exploding dye pack that I hid in the ad pile this year... Edited November 3, 2009 by pogiporkchop make it fit the contest rules :)
Jackiep Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Picture #1 - Do you think they are going to let us through the border with this? Picture #2 - How may bags do they think I can carry!! Picture #3 - I told you we should have booked a hotel room for Black Friday earlier
vsa3janes Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 #1 - I didn't know we were shopping for the octamom's kids! #2 - I should have known to stay home when she told me "Honey, I just need to run in the mall and pick up one thing. #3 - Eating a turkey sandwich for breakfast seemed like a good idea at the time.
jillandjustin Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. I think we're gonna need a bigger boat... 2. Where's my thong? 3. Who needs a hotel room?
crystalp Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Hurry before the real people that bought this stuff gets back with their vehicle!! 2. This will go great with my orange leotard! 3. We will just sit here for a min----z-zzzzzz
wx4svr Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Photo 1: "Look! I saw Jon and Kate at TRU!" Photo 2: "I said I wouldn't come back next year... but here I sit." Photo 3: "Here's what they didn't tell you... they didn't wake up"
jlbeatty15848 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Over budget...not me...what budget? 2. What is all this...nothing for me? 3. Hours of shopping just need a cat nap before the next round!
mistral Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 1. Ah hon we did pay the mortage BEFORE going shopping on BF???? 2. Oh sure she spends all my money shopping on BF and then makes ME separate it. 3. Ester,did you remember to get the free snowglobe?
mcwalker Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 Photo 1: Now all I need are some reindeer to pull these carts. Photo 2: This stuff is for my wife, but THAT one is for my girlfriend! Photo 3: At least these chairs are more comfortable than the ones at the airport.
stacyk9 Posted November 3, 2009 Posted November 3, 2009 #1. If we lay the kids down flat, we should be able to get the rest of this in the car. #2. Okay, the shirt in this bag goes with the shoes in this bag. Wait, where did this pink bag come from? #3. One word: Tryptophan!
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