hopeky94 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1- "If we chain them all to the back and strap the dolls on top, can we use the carpool lane to go to the next store??" #2- "I don't know what you're talking about-- that pink striped bag was already here when I sat down! I'm not touching it... what if it's a bomb or something?!" #3- They read an online tip to sleep in shifts while waiting for the big sales... unfortunately, no one told them that meant DIFFERENT shifts! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devilpup00 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1.. Now that I am done shopping for me, I need to find something for the kids. #2.. If I ignore her Victoria's secret bag, maybe it will go away. #3.. Aack it's my credit card collector, quick act like we are sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diane175 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1: After tipping the driver $20 and giving them her address, Michelle drove away wondering when TRU started delivery service. #2: Into the second hour of shopping, Richard began to realize why his wife begged him to come with her. #3: BF Tip #97- Strategically place massage chairs outside the store you want to be first in line at. Then watch as the competition slowly drifts off to sleep as you run inside triumphantly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hladinec 7 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. CHOOO CHOOO 2. If my wife doesn't use this after all I went through, I want a divorce. 3. Wow, I'm first and line at Walmart and no one else is here...I MUST be dreaming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristmasShopping Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1- "Honey, I promise it will all fit.. you might not but the toys will!" 2- "See all my manly bags down here on the floor... the pink one is not mine- I promise.. just look at all the manly bags down here.." 3- "Just a little nap.. then more stores...zzzzzzzzzz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
setlok73 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1...Quick grab the space bags and vacuum, we'll flatten them to make everything fit! #2...And then she tells me “Hold my purse!”..”Carry these bags!”…”Oh Just sit there and watch the bags!”… nag nag nag…but at least I got to go into Victoria Secret! #3...“And dreams of clothes, bags and sale tags danced in their heads…..” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stowasser Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. Ok, one down 4 more to go! 2. Ok, Ok, where did I put the diamond? 3. Boy I hope they remember Grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gporter34 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. Well, all of my stuff is in, but where will we put your's? 2. It's not a "secret" anymore that Bob shops at VS. 3. We might have been at the back of the line today, but next BF we will be the first in line if we just sit right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LauraLorek Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. I don't care who got a concussion, I got everything I wanted - now pack the f...ing car and let's move before the cops get here! 2. I might have to go back in Victoria's Secrets-I Realllllly like that black thing..... it felt soooo nice. Nobody has to know it's for---- Naaaah I could get it for her but it felt soooo niiiice. 3. Why'd they dump us here? those stupid nursing home people. They said they were taking us to the buffett, I musta fallen asleep, they said it would just be a minute what time is it? Why are we here? What day is it? Why is there paper on us? Are people throwing things on us? Laura The Librarian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsthayer Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 oh my lauralorek your number 1 is hilarious !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raven20_79 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1: This better all fit or Grandma is gonna have to wait for us to come back for her. Photo #2: Man, I hope my thong is in there! Photo #3: These Wal-Mart ads suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksmith8307 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1 - If Santa can do it, so can we! Photo #2 - Maybe I can cram all these bags into the Sears bag - no one will ever suspect my new black thong purchase... Photo #3 - If we pretend like we are sleeping, we can hijack their cart of good stuff when their backs are turned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeepNeep Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo 1 - The yellow zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the yellow zone... Photo 2 - Well, Victoria, guess your gift isn't a secret any longer... Photo 3 - That newspaper with all the BF ads is *heavy*. Now, nap time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyers12345 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1. You were supposed to go after the bigger trunk, I picked up everything else! #2. Whew... I sure hope this new girdle lasts longer than the old one. I can just feel my gut resting on my legs... #3. Crap! Someone call the janitor... how long have these corpses been here? We really need to get these lines moving more quickly- this is the 3rd set we've found today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KoopawnKode Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 - "I told you GottaDeal would save us in the end!"#2 - "I'm SOOOOO glad I found these in my size! And in lace too!!"#3 - (Time for a PowerNAP...hours later...) "Whaddya mean Circuit City closed? I got the AD right here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klownicle Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. I forgot I had a compact SUV... 2. Ill hide these from the wife... 3. Some people take reading the fine print seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellane26 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1 - "Yes, honey. I promise it will all fit. Now you keep packing the van and I'll go get the rest of the bags." Photo #2 - "I hate it when Mom makes me carry her Victoria's Secret bag around," he thinks hanging his head in shame. "It's so embarrassing." Photo #3 - The Wilson sisters didn't suspect a thing when they were offered a free chair massage and complimentary "coffee". Police believe the sisters were drugged so they would give up their place in line. The suspect is 3 ft. 9 in. and was last seen leaving Target in a pink Barbie Jeep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arci122 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1) Tell me we brought more than one vehicle. 2) Wife's present, girlfriend's present, gotta get these sorted out. 3) They ate too much Turkey before heading out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firegirl719 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo One: Phew! Toys for one kid down, two more to go! Is it ok if I come back to pick you up? Photo Two: Wait a minute! This isn't mine! What the!!!! Maybe I'll just put it in this bag in case someone claims it later. Photo Three: "Eagle one to Fox trot two, over?" "Fox Trot Two here, I'm still under cover pretending to sleep, waiting for someone to drop their doorbuster so we can do the recon mission! Stand by eagle one for confirmation!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalel Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo 1. Darling! Just wait for me, i'm gonna bring the others 4 shopping cars.... Photo 2. It doesn't matter i was the only guy at Victoria's secret line....This lingerie will look great on me.... Photo 3.- What a day!! Lucky, i'm 21 years old....my aunt says that one BF day is equal to 10 years buy she is always exaggerating things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guilliam Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. This is the last of Sally's gifts. When you finish loading them I'll go back in and get Johnny's. 2.I hope they can still find me at the end of the day after she's done piling all of her purchases on me! 3. We've been sitting here all night saving these chairs and you're telling me they aren't the one's in the ad??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boilerhoss Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1) OMG I think I over bought! Its not going to all fit! NOW WHAT???? 2) These aren't my bags! But I will claim them there are some good gifts in here! 3) When will this day be over? Are we there yet? Oh wait its Black Friday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrouge Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 photo 1. Hurry up so I can go back and get the other carts.!! photo 2. I know there's gotta be something in here for me. Photo 3. I'm ''POOPED'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elena_398 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Photo 1) "Shopping for the Gosselins' is for the birds... TLC could have sprung for a U-Haul! Photo 2) "I TOLD her I wanted a thong too. Where is it?" Photo 3) "Playing Possum does work.... Really.... Watch what happens when the doors open!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgmckny Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 1. No way I'm going back in there for more batteries now! 2. I hear my phone, now where did I put it? 3. WHen she first sat down she was a young woman....and her companion was a baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilac100 Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 1. Well I only had to sell 1 of our 3 kids to buy all of this honey, now load it up and quit complaining. 2. Victoria's Secret is that it's all for Victor. 3. After hours of shopping these two finally figured out the massage chairs were the best deal at the mall on black friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieJul Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 Photo #1: So I got all this great stuff with the cash I got for my clunker mega-sized truck - except none of it fits in my new fuel-efficient hybrid! Photo #2: Now did I leave my fanny pack in here? Or in here? Photo #3: Their last Tweet: "Sent DH to unload packages in the car. Can't believe the deals I scored with GottaDeal! Man, I could use a Red Bull." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmck Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 1. Imagine what this would look like if I had to buy for more than 1 child. 2. I only have 2 hands but my wife thinks I can carry all these bags. 3. What a nightmare!! I dreamed I slept through BF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ObiRich Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 #1 (reminencent of Jaws) "I think you're going to need a bigger turck." #2 "What happened to that @#$! bottle of scotch???!!!" #3 "Just checking out these chair before I buy them!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lbass Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 1. Dang Woman, how many kids we got?!? 2. ooooohhhhh, I'ma look sexy in this..... 3. shhhh, so what if they sleep through the sales, there's always next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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