I don't have a Haiku, but thought this may be a cute ad
Turkey's on the table
as we all give thanks
hurry up and shovel it in
mom is on a rampage
got all my ads
Im ready to go
put on my jeans, my shirt, my sweatshirt, my 2 pairs of socks, my snow pants & boots, my gloves, my hat, my scarf
and I am out the door
I can barely put my hands down
I can't even see my toes
I look like Marshmallow man
but last year I nearly froze
I've got my ads, the lawn chair
my purse and my keys
get it all packed in the car
Damn I have to pee
As I repeat lines 7 & 8
I finally make it out
I'm headed on my way
Shopping is all I can think about
I finally make it there
Im the first one in the line
Can't wait for that door to open
After waiting all this time
More and more start to come
we form a little pack
we starting talking about our families
and how they think we're wacked
The many hours pass
5am is right around the bend
adernalin is flowin'
I Just can't wait to get in
Finally it's here
We rush in to find our gifts
taking elbows and shoves
just to get what on our lists
When it's all said and done
and you have all of your gear
The parking lot hears your shout,
"I'm not doing this **** next year!!!"
**REPEAT IN 2009**
Happy BF folks