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[pottsie66]

OMG! That is hilarious!!!! I would never be able to look at the UPS man again w/o busting into a fit of laughter. He is now probably jealous of your husband You guys all made my night

[neice0510]

This is too funny. Especially with all the deliveries I've been getting from UPS in the past week.

[noehlp]

OMG! SPENCERS! Eek! I haven't been there in years! So dumb me just went to their website and looking in the 'naughty' area to get an idea of what you actually ordered. MY goodness!! There are way too many possibilities. Somehow hint to us more what exactly you ordered, please. Or you can always PM me, but I am hoping I am not the only one who wants to know more. TIA BTW - Glad it wasn't the pacifier (I don't think it takes Batteries)!!!

[Ripn]

Next time he brings you a package, act all excited and mention you are hoping that the package is the batteries you ordered.

[heatherkw]

Next time he brings you a package, act all excited and mention you are hoping that the package is the batteries you ordered.

You guys are KILLING me!

[Deal Grabber]

Oh you know good and well that he has told ALL the other drivers already! The other guy was probaly just hoping you would hit on him:D

OMG LMAO.That was of no help to her.Funny as heck but no help.I wouldnt fell shamed.Its life we all do it.Well most of us.

[EmConMom]

LOL, this thread is great!

OMG LMAO.That was of no help to her.Funny as heck but no help.I wouldnt fell shamed.Its life we all do it.Well most of us.

I'm sure we've all been there! Maybe not with the UPS man, but somewhere close:giggle:

[amyers12345]

Way too many possibilities? Wow! Maybe I should take another look at the stuff.

[justjessie99]

I would be so embarrased....our UPS guy is so hot:gdinlove: ....LOL My neighbor and I were sitting outside once while he was delivering next door, we were staring and didn't even realize it, until he stopped and said HI! I tease hubby, by saying I order online and it's coming UPS...LOL he rolls his eyes, and laughs.

[laffnatu]

Spencers carries those I must have missed that section lol.

Yea, they're usually in the back with the blacklights. lol

[kmbrly]

Nahh, don't be embarrassed. It's not embarrassing until you answer the door in a bathrobe, holding it closed and trying to sign for the package, then reaching for the package with the hand that's holding your robe closed. now THAT's embarrassing!!
(j/k.. I probably would have died of embarrassment in your situation too)

One AA battery, NOT included.

Just one AA battery?? hmmmm. must have been a little fella.

Spencers carries those I must have missed that section lol.

[decafmom]

I'm just thinking it was awfully small if 200-300 could fit in one box! I agree with the other poster about mentioning you hope the next box is the batteries you ordered!

[ashley1013]

Just one AA battery?? hmmmm. must have been a little fella.

[kranky]

Just one AA battery?? hmmmm. must have been a little fella.

I don't think you understand.. you can't look at the size of the battery, the battery goes inside....wait, that doesn't sound right... You don't use the battery... well, you do, but not like... oh, never mind.

[decafmom]

I don't think you understand.. you can't look at the size of the battery, the battery goes inside....wait, that doesn't sound right... You don't use the battery... well, you do, but not like... oh, never mind.

LOL...but if you think about it in terms of a say, flashlight, the little flashlights use little batteries. The BIG flashlights use big batteries.

[monsterstressin]

I'm sure it happens alot more than you think. I do lady only parties and have to order lots of different and strange things. Things happen. I would contact the company you ordered it from and get a new one. Some of this stuff can be quite costy. NO big deal. But thanks for sharing.

[lisamag]

i know how you feel, (this was years ago) i went with a friend to a nauty store and she was buying a bra, there was a guy behind the register so she made me pay for it. well she's a DD and i'm well not that big, anyway he looked at the size then looked at me and then at her and said this isn't for you now is it lol i said well now that he knows that you might as well pay for it and stepped aside. i just laughed about it but she turned pretty red it turned out he was the owner of the place and checks for the sizes to see whats be baught. but since i know he does that i won't shop there either, to embarrasing.

[rimshot]

rofl That is one of the funniest stories ever. I am sure you aren't the only story told around the coffee pot back at the distribution center though lol

[droolbug2]

I don't think you understand.. you can't look at the size of the battery, the battery goes inside....wait, that doesn't sound right... You don't use the battery... well, you do, but not like... oh, never mind.

this is so funny!

[motoXmom]

Oh God
I am still having to much fun with this. You are the best! I never would have told ANYBODY.
Just taking it all in stride. Obviously I need a hobby:juggle:
Thanks for making my evening. Not long after you posted this our UPS guy showed up. I can not imagine the grin on my face when I was talking to him!
Heather

OMG with a grin like that your UPS man is probably thinking Hmm ...Wonder what SHE was doing just before I rang?

[amyers12345]

LOL!! I'm glad everyone is having so much fun with this. To update you, the UPS man came again on Friday to drop off 4 Office Depot Boxes. DS and I went out to help him, and he insisted on carrying in the biggest box, because it was too heavy for a little thing like me to carry. It weighed 18 lbs, LOL! If this is the way to spread the Christmas Cheer, I feel that my job is done.

[rimshot]

lol Well if you are expecting any more deliveries you could at least give the guy a little thrill by throwing a bunch of batteries and wrappers in a garbage pail by the door lol

[krissy72]

Wish I had a hot UPS guy.

[amyers12345]

he's not hot.. not as bad as he could be though!

[madnmas]

I ordered an 'intimate' item online for a naughty santa gift for some friends.

Why does everyone always blame everything on "friends"?

Suuuuuuuuuuuure.........riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.


We gotcha. No...really.

[amyers12345]

no, I seriously ordered it for friends.. I asked my best friend (who is hilarious) what he got his wife for Christmas, he said 2 1/2 inches, so I doubled it and got him 5!!! His card says it's to make her twice as happy.

[Ripn]

I asked my best friend (who is hilarious) what he got his wife for Christmas, he said 2 1/2 inches

2 1/2 inches...that's the difference between an oooOOOOOoooo and an OUCH!

[Swampbaby]

Now it's the 26th and I'm just now reading this thread. Great belly-laughs but please don't be embarrassed. Plus, just think of all the people you've given a huge laugh to by being willing to share the story.

[angelicswtnss]

Thanks for the good laugh. Now you have a great christmas story to share with friends and family (adults) for years to come.

[amyers12345]

nah, I'm too embarassed to tell them! You guys are different!