Brad Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 Time for the next contest, and it's one of everyone's favorites:To be entered to win, reply to this thread with captions for each of these 3 photos from past Black Fridays: PHOTO #1 PHOTO #2 PHOTO #3 Contest will be open until 11pm ET on Thursday, October 24th. I will then randomly choose 15 members who entered and you'll win a Black Friday survival kits with the possibility of getting a mystery gift card or ultra-rare Black Friday t-shirt inside!Limit of one survival kit prize per member but if you have already won you are still welcome to enter future contests for fun.For more info on the Black Friday survival kits we're giving away this year (including the bonus mystery prizes inside), see this thread.
smurfgirl Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 Mom & dad promised us a new mattress, instead we had to settle for a cart. #2When you really want that new tv!#3 I just wanna get to work!
bodotdot Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1--"We were two years old when we started this trip. That was a LONG line."#2--"DOUBLE-A BATTERIES! DOUBLE-A BATTERIES!" #3--"A CONTACT lens--I dropped a CONTACT lens! Do you see it? Anyone? Just look down!" 1
dwc designs Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 - These "Buy One, Get One" deals are getting outrageous!#2 - "...and that was the last we ever saw of poor old Jake."#3 - "Yes Sir, the internet is available on computers now."
bossy1 Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 1. so glad I finally got red carded, I need a nap. 2. (guy with phone) I better catch this on video otherwise I'll never remember how to play TV jenga. 3." Due to the fact I'm the only one who volunteered to work Thanksgiving the company is limiting the customers allowed in the store to 1 at a time,Happy Holidays!"
momlori Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 1. Come shopping it will be fun they said2. TV boxes for everyone 3. Sorry but the restrooms are closed today
Kanyon71 Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 1. So we can use the house money for BF shopping mom said. NOW we are sleeping in carts but we got some great deals. 2. 99 HD TV's on the wall, 99 HD TVs on the wall. Take one down, pass it around 98 HD TVs on the wall. 3. Sorry sir I know we should be opening the doors but we lost the one key we had. So you're stuck out there and we are stuck in here. NO the employees aren't buying all the doorbusters behind me.
wittenlover Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 - "I said I wanted a baby SITTER, not a baby SISTER! Ugh. Mom never listens." #2 - Guy in red grabbing box - "Samsung??? This isn't the one I want! Where's my Sony?!?!?!?" #3 - "Hmmm... I don't see jaymacfla... Did he sneak by or is he still out here in the crowd?" 2
Jeanne515 Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 - Next time lets listen to mom and stay with Grandma!#2 - Not no but heck no! No tv is worth this!#3 - Please form an orderly single file line (while thinking - these folks aren't even listening to me, please God don't let me get trampled!)
tjredsox4 Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 I’m so tired after waiting in line just let me sleep!#2 Get out of my way, I want my $99 TV even if I have to climb over you!#3 Let us in I want to get the door busters before anyone else!
MariahA Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 #1 "Ate too much turkey, must stay awake. Aw, I'm going to sleep, Mom is still shopping." #2 "Where's Waldo?" #3 "Sir, this is Best Buy. We do not have blankets for sale. You should have asked Jaymacfla what to bring for a good camp out!"
arci122 Posted October 14, 2019 Posted October 14, 2019 1. Seriously mom, we will give up our Christmas gifts if we can go home now. 2. Can someone please move their tv so I can grab the blender over there? 3. If you all promise to behave, I will leave the door open so you can have some heat.
len_mullen Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 Time for the next contest, and it's one of everyone's favorites: To be entered to win, reply to this thread with captions for each of these 3 photos from past Black Fridays: PHOTO #1 Missed the Door Buster by THIS much... PHOTO #2 I am NOT a door buster! PHOTO #3 No Soup for you!
colemandawn4905 Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 #1 mom and dad said this was going to fun...they lied #2 why would they put the dang box of towels next to the tv’s #3 sorry folks just 5 more minutes
nicole20 Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 #1 - I usually love shopping with mom but this is on a whole other level. #2 - STAMPEDE!!! #3 - I'm sorry out store did not receive our shipment of black Friday deals. 1
mcwalker Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 #1 Black Friday special: Two children for the price of one! #2 Don't even think of grabbing my 49" HDTV box! #3 It's not time yet. Just a few more minutes.
Fishboysmom Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) #1 "Dear Santa - I'm fine with coal this year." #2 (old guy in center w/striped shirt) "Why are they fighting over broken TVs?" #3 " Can I have your attention please? There was a misprint in the ad - the sale starts at 4pm, NOT 4am! " Edited October 15, 2019 by Fishboysmom
magickallight Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 I LOVE this contest - I wake up laughing reading all the new captions - you guys are GREAT!
Pepper_Mint_Tea Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 (edited) #1- Sister please wake up !!! No no no this sucks. We’re never getting out of here !!! 2# 2018 TV Tribulation !!!! (Every one is frantically screaming : I need my TV, don’t touch meeee.)•Voices start to get even louder & desperation fills the room•(Random man on the left: If I live (he’s panicked but he’s filming what's taking place for his YouTube Reality Series ) this footage is going to make me -F-A-M-O-U-S-. (Fingers start to tremble while he anxiously keeps filming.) 3# Sorry Guys, all the TV’s, Laptops & game system are officially SOLD OUT!!!! Better luck next year !#1- Sister please wake up !!! No no no this sucks. We’re never getting out of here !!! 2# 2018 TV Tribulation !!!! (Every one is frantically screaming : I need my TV, don’t touch meeee.)•Voices start to get even more loud & desperation fills the room•(Random man on the left: If I live (he’s panicked but he’s filming what's taking place for his YouTube Reality Series ) this footage is going to make me -F-A-M-O-U-S-. (Fingers start to tremble while he anxiously keep ls filming.) 3# Sorry Guys, all the TV’s, Laptops & game system are officially SOLD OUT!!!! Better luck next year ! Edited October 18, 2019 by Pepper_Mint_Tea
willandmel Posted October 15, 2019 Posted October 15, 2019 #1 wake me when the sale starts#2 I had it first#3 doors are open! Just kidding!
BFAddict716 Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 1 - "Let's go shopping she said...it will be fun she said..."2 - Lady in the Polkadots - "I'm just trying to get to the milk...we ran out."3- In a small mouse like voice " Excuse me please. Could you please all line up and enter the store in an orderly and calm line?"
AuntieJul Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 1. "Maybe we should get Mom a gym membership for Christmas so she doesn't have to keep pushing us around in a cart for leg day. #swole"2. Workers at a local Amazon distribution center engage in teamwork in an effort to confound Amazon's efficiency algorithms.3. "Slide to the left.. Slide to the right... One hop this time... Two hoops this time... Cha-cha real smooth." Already won a prize package but I love this contest and wait for it every year.
laddhorn Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 1. Done! 2. Finally! A TV we can put in the bathroom! 3. "Why are you here? Don't you realize it's Thanksgiv...Oh, yea. We do open today."
jesusluvu Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 1. Are you serious and they say we are kids....2. ( in my Oprah voice ) You get a TV, You get a TV, but you 2 must fight for it 3. Peek a boo, peeeek a boooooo, I see you.
Bopeep Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 (edited) 1. We're not exactly the "sports & outdoors" type. WHY are we even here?? 2. Outta my way! I have to hurry home and post this on ebay. 3. I swear, every time you knock on this door I will delay the opening by 5 minutes! **already won, but like others this is my favorite contest! Edited October 16, 2019 by Bopeep
giz Posted October 16, 2019 Posted October 16, 2019 #1 This is the WORST day of my life! #2 I just ran in for a loaf of bread. #3 I just wanted to let you all know that we don't have enough door busters for all of you.
speeddiva Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 1. Adults have a weird idea of fun. 2. The Walmart chaos management training was a huge fail this year. 3. Excuse me, does anyone know what time it is?
jendeere Posted October 17, 2019 Posted October 17, 2019 1. I wonder when mom is going to realize she left us at Walmart!2. My wife will kill me if I don’t get her this tv! 3. Form an orderly line! One at a time! No running!
jaymacfla Posted October 18, 2019 Posted October 18, 2019 #1. The harsh reality sets in that "we are never getting out of here!"#2. Man on left, "Chaaaaarge!!!" Woman on right, "Denied!"#3. "Sorry sir, but I already told you that is a Denny's place-mat, not a golden ticket to a door-buster".
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