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#1 Mugglemom  OFFLINE  

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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 2:37 pm

So, this might come across the wrong way, but my mom and I were talking about last year and she reminded me of a big complaint I had last year, the smell!

I think it's a combination of people being awake for 24 + hours without a shower, and the fact that most people have just consumed a large amount of food and haven't had a chance to visit the restroom. Add that to the hot stores and the overload of people, and we have a problem.

So, should we start a pre-game thread about showering and taking care of your bathroom business before heading out, lol? Maybe I will pack Febreeze in my purse this year?

Yea...that was me on ABC news talking about Black Friday!

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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 3:52 pm

Just hang air fresheners on the back belt loops of us that have not showered recently like you do to a stinky car.  :)


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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 3:56 pm

OMG too funny OP.Thats as bad as walking through someones fart. Noting worse than someones B.O. lol


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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 4:22 pm

I bathe in Old Spice when I camp out. 



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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 4:35 pm

I bathe in Old Spice when I camp out. 

That might be worse, lol.


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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 4:45 pm

Just hang air fresheners on the back belt loops of us that have not showered recently like you do to a stinky car.  :)


I smell (pun intended) a new GD merch item for next year :P

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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 5:17 pm

There is always some "crop dusting" going on in WalMart over by the DVD's cause no one can ever tell who has done it!!! LOL

this is the best thread ever!!!


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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 5:59 pm

I smell (pun intended) a new GD merch item for next year :P

 As long as I get my cut, go for it!


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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 6:03 pm

LOL - THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!!!



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Posted Nov 17, 2013 - 6:17 pm

They should be handing out Febreeze spritzers that attach to the shopping cart, or if you are in the south, your buggy.



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 4:28 am

There is always some "crop dusting" going on in WalMart over by the DVD's cause no one can ever tell who has done it!!! LOL
this is the best thread ever!!!


Haha, yes! What's wrong with people????

Yea...that was me on ABC news talking about Black Friday!

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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 4:53 am

Why do you assume that it is necessary to bathe before a Black Friday romp?  Perhaps it is all in the plan! 

 

If you don't bathe, you are stinky to others.  This may give you an edge while in the crowds as it distracts others and may even get you a little space when you reach for your merchandise!



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 7:07 am

Brad there is a product out called poopourrri (sp?) you need a version that sense when one crop dusts and makes it go through this layer of mist so that the released air biscuit is pleasant to all around. :)

 

Make that and we will see you on TV as a pitch man lol



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 7:33 am

Still laughing at this tread. It is so true but never thought to post it. LOL :sidesplit



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 8:35 am

I travel with a team of professional perfume sample sprayers. They mist the crowd and I dash in and grab the goods whilst the sprayees are down and blinded by a combo of Tabu, White Diamonds and Bieber.



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 9:45 am

I travel with a team of professional perfume sample sprayers. They mist the crowd and I dash in and grab the goods whilst the sprayees are down and blinded by a combo of Tabu, White Diamonds and Bieber.

That's evil.


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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 9:51 am

That's evil.

 

not to mention they could kill somebody, i am allergic to alot of perfume, I cant pass by that area in any stores without having breathing problems.



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 12:10 pm

I'm going to guess that was a bit of sarcasm regarding the sprayers. On a serious note I know I am sensitive to scents at times and have gotten some bad headaches from too much perfume. It's not life threatening for me but for many it is. One thoughtless move could ruin things for a long time to come.

That's also why you see dishes of coffee beans at the counters, so you can clear your senses. Works pretty good.

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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 12:21 pm

If this is not the funniest Thread - :sidesplit



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 12:37 pm

not to mention they could kill somebody, i am allergic to alot of perfume, I cant pass by that area in any stores without having breathing problems.

Me to I'd have to use my epipen

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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 12:41 pm

I have been in this situation also. Your standing there with your hand on a product and so are others. I've done the secret self sniff to make sure it wasn't me. My RN sister told me to breathe through my mouth but I can't do that for hours on end!

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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 12:59 pm

I'm going to guess that was a bit of sarcasm regarding the sprayers.

 

I'm hoping so, but I also cannot forget the crazy lady a black friday or two ago that unleashed pepper spray inside a WalMart.  


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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 1:07 pm

A tip I learned while working in a nursing home: put Vicks Vaporub under your nose!

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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 3:22 pm

{checking lost & found for senses of humor.....give me your huddled unwashed masses...yearning to be free of the crowd control tape.}....BF is coming up! Loosen up! Have fun! Watch the mayhem ensue!!!



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 6:18 pm

LOL!! This thread Cracks me up!



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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 6:35 pm

I travel with a team of professional perfume sample sprayers. They mist the crowd and I dash in and grab the goods whilst the sprayees are down and blinded by a combo of Tabu, White Diamonds and Bieber.

  Dash in as people are working at avoiding the perfume samplers.  Great idea.


Darla Who flies 800 miles (RT) to be in a town with stores for Black Friday :gdhug5:


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Posted Nov 18, 2013 - 7:07 pm

Ahhhhhh. Reminds me of my time in France.

 

Never ride the metro during rush hour unless you want to experience sweaty Parisians in a bad way. 



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Posted Nov 19, 2013 - 6:25 am

I have been in this situation also. Your standing there with your hand on a product and so are others. I've done the secret self sniff to make sure it wasn't me. My RN sister told me to breathe through my mouth but I can't do that for hours on end!

I thought about that too but what if the smell is so bad that I can now taste it in my mouth. Excuse me while I go vomit :yuck:



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Posted Nov 20, 2013 - 7:25 am

I will deff be the first one that yells out OMG WTH is that smell or ok WHO SMELLS.!!!Then glady will place my hand on product of said smelly person. :sidesplit  :sidesplit  :sidesplit


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Posted Nov 22, 2013 - 12:38 pm

I have been in this situation also. Your standing there with your hand on a product and so are others. I've done the secret self sniff to make sure it wasn't me. My RN sister told me to breathe through my mouth but I can't do that for hours on end!

That's how you get the sick germs from all the people that have the flu or TB or whatever else they want to spread around- no nasal hairs to filter!  At least the "stank" will only be with you for a minute or 2 -  I don't want these peoples aliments also....  lol






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