One of those motion activated dancing, singing trees. Get it this year and put it on the toliet top. A few years ago I pulled the trick after hearing how I had a tree in every room. (I had 2 in the house.) In the middle of the night, LOL talking about scaring the p out of somebody. After that, I can have as many trees as I wanted as long as the activated one isn't in the bathroom. "Life may not be the party we wanted, but we might as well dance."