brynnfromtheblock Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 This was originally posted last year by Crazymama 80... I know it's in the archives but this was so funny I thought some of the new people may like to read it this shopping season.... (Right now I have trouble keeping up with all the posts on a daily basis nevertheless be able to go through the archives!!) 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blakes_mommy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I missed that last year and oh how I love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMommy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Oh my gosh, that is so funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gisellerol Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 how funny that would be!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryka Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 That is hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NicoleB Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 that is too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wright1baby Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 LOVE IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mommie2one Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Thats too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayhaysay Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :sidesplit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laffnatu Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 That is sooooo funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunprincess831 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Haha, those are too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angiee Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 That was hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peachysquirt21 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 LMAO@ #15 too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shopping mom Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I am still laughing. I liked #13 the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krickie27 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I don't know why I didn't think of those things.... Thanks for the post, I needed a good laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kandy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 you know how simple item 1 would be to do on BF.. Imagine when they would get up the the register. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebony0421 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 :g_clap: That was too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperdue Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I'm gonna do #13 BF!! :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carla0922 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Are you kidding me....that is so funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenniferharrison82 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 7 and 15 got me the best :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbellville Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I must have read this if not 30 times. #13 gets me every time. I am in Wal-mart all the time. I wish I could witness someone doing this just once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erh12275 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.I couldn't get past this line...when my mother was alive we used to take her shopping all the time. Well my husband always put something in her cart. Didn't matter what it was...he would just randomly pick something up and throw it in while she wasn't watching. I can't count how many times she got home and said "What is this?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperdue Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I couldn't get past this line...when my mother was alive we used to take her shopping all the time. Well my husband always put something in her cart. Didn't matter what it was...he would just randomly pick something up and throw it in while she wasn't watching. I can't count how many times she got home and said "What is this?". That's funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treasure60 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 That is hilarious! I thought this one was funny...can you imagine the look on the employees face on this one: 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smasha05 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. this is funny? haha...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandyJervas Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I almost choked that was way too funny I can't tell dh though cause he'd wanna try it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wildtama Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Can you imagine doing the M&M one and then asking for a pricematch to Target on BF??? Thanks for sharing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whafs8 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Yes I remember this list it is so funny. Hey but I would not suggest you try it on BF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorkydiva Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 That was very entertaining!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fairydustcrissy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 that was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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