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This was originally posted last year by Crazymama 80... I know it's in the archives but this was so funny I thought some of the new people may like to read it this shopping season.... (Right now I have trouble keeping up with all the posts on a daily basis nevertheless be able to go through the archives!!)

 

 

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

 

 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

 

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

 

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

 

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

 

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

 

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

 

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

 

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

 

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

 

10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

 

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

 

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

 

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

 

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

 

( And; last, but not least!)

 

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

I couldn't get past this line...when my mother was alive we used to take her shopping all the time. Well my husband always put something in her cart. Didn't matter what it was...he would just randomly pick something up and throw it in while she wasn't watching. I can't count how many times she got home and said "What is this?".
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I couldn't get past this line...when my mother was alive we used to take her shopping all the time. Well my husband always put something in her cart. Didn't matter what it was...he would just randomly pick something up and throw it in while she wasn't watching. I can't count how many times she got home and said "What is this?".

 

That's funny!!!:D

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That is hilarious! I thought this one was funny...can you imagine the look on the employees face on this one:

 

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

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