nelsanbor Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo No. 1: When shoppings all done, one cart, two carts, all carts down. Photo No. 2: All night long guys play while gals shop Photo No. 3: "Show me who is wearing their GOTTADEAL shirt" Good Luck to everyone :)
firegirl719 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Pic # 1...Santa: "Noooooo, those are clearly my reindeer and my sled, stop being so foolish!" Elf: "Yeah Santa, I think you need to lay off the spiced egg nog." Pic # 2..."Ha! First in line! There is NO chance they'll run out of them hose spreaders for my RV before I get in there this year!" Pic #3..."Ladies and Gentlemen, don't shoot the messenger! It's not my fault you got here 2 minutes after the sale started! You'll have to wait until we clear some shoppers out before you get in, now calm down!"
rsthayer Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. "OK on the count of 3 everyone play dead ..1....2....3 !" 2. "My wife said this black friday thing was crazy but so far I'm not seeing it !" 3. " Anyone who is here for the doorbuster laptop please come to the front of the line ! We do have 3 of them available."
Xylia Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo #1- "Target prepares for the first ever Evil Knievel Motorcyle jump over upside down shopping carts" Photo #2- "Black Friday? I thought this was the line for Springsteen tickets" Photo #3- "Ok! Listen up people! The sale on Bullhorns will begin in 5 minutes."
mcwalker Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1: After having a blast bowling with a big red ball and shopping carts, all the shoppers left before the store opened. 2: Two shoppers looking to buy more X-Box games so they will have something different to play while they wait in line next Black Friday. 3: "Everyone, this is the employee's entrance; the line to get in the store is on the other side of the building."
lorihahn Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 #1 Forget the basket just grab the doorbuster #2 Tailgating Black Friday Style #3 On your mark, get set, gooooooo
astareae123 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1: Somewhere off camera an old woman cackles. That stunt will buy her a few seconds. Photo 2: How single men do Black Friday. Photo 3: An employee's hopes for an orderly Black Friday opening about to be dashed.
momlori Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. First event is the shopping card hurdes 2. Followed by the video game musical chairs 3. and lastly the mob dash! Good luck all!
berry1014 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 (edited) 1. See what happens when carts try to play leap frog! 2. Dude..did you remember to bring the money? 3. Ok to warm up lets start off with some jumping jacks. Edited October 19, 2010 by berry1014
twinmom Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1. You put your left wheels in, you put your left wheels out... 2. Camping out for Black Friday is not nearly as fun as when we did it for the Star Wars movies. But at least we can play The Force Unleashed. Maybe next year I'll wear my Bob Fett Costume. 3. Unfortunately folks, due to the recession, we are closing all freestanding stores immediately. Please feel free to shop online at www.bestbuy.com. Thank you for your patronage.
dorothydee2002 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1 - Saved by the cart! Photo 2 - My wife lied, this is not fun. Photo 3 - Stay away from the light!
stinky2005 Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 1.) Target's version of Studio 54 2.) After having been banned form the "Adult table", the boys discovered the kid's area wasn't so bad after all. 3.) Simon says...
Klownicle Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo #1: Here at Target, we excel in our perfect placement of outdoor lawn care. Photo #2: Heatlamp? or Fan attached to the pizza box. Your Guess. Photo #3: Brad: "Single File, everyone will get a Black Friday T Shirt." 5 YEARS, come on baby! DADDY NEEDS SNAKE EYES!
Yakyma Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 Photo 1- Handicapped Cart Parking ONLY Photo 2- My wife thinks I went hunting...do you think she will notice the big screen tv when she gets home? Photo 3- Next up for bid is ticket #5 for the 499.00, 60 inch Plasma TV...Let's start the bidding at 150.00...do I hear 150.00?
Kristinshops Posted October 19, 2010 Posted October 19, 2010 photo one- One chair says to the other..."See, I told you they wouldn't notice us behind all these buggies." photo two- Black Friday.....not just for women folk no more! photo three- On second thought....maybe Black Friday in China wasn't such a good idea.....
ilgetumipretty Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 #1 This years attempt by Target to combine the XGames and Black Friday didn't go over so well. No one showed up for Shopping Cart Moguls#2 "So your wife told you too that Best Buy was passing out free Super Bowl tickets to husband who waited in line, huh"???#3 "Ok folks, first one to speak loses their place in line! Starting...... NOW!!"
hoits2000 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 1. In local news, Target has drastically improved their security this black friday with the introduction of their impenetrable cart wall. 2. Unemployment line = practice for black friday 3. "Thank you everyone for waiting, unfortunately, Apple has only sent us 2 iPhones to sell this month."
scott0424 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1- Forget the carts..I'll hold everything with my HANDS! Photo #2- We don't believe "only for the 5 customer's in line"! Photo #3- We only have 5 IPAD's in stock and the bathroom is for customers only!
Scruzin Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1- "Target installs hurdles in an attempt to slow down bargain shoppers on Black Friday" Photo #2 " Propane tank $55.00, camping supplies $100.00, Black Friday Doorbusters- PRICELESS" Photo #3 "We are sorry to inform you, this is the line for the bathroom"
momof4girls Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 1. the line had been drawn do not cross. 2. my wife is making me hold on to her spot, she is in the car asleep with the heater on. 3. we are only allowing 10 people in at a time, please done hurt us or we will close the doors.
mausibaer Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 #1 After years of unsuccessful attempts to minimize congestion in the shopping aisles, Target has implemented a mildly unorthodox solution. #2 The producers of "My Name is Earl" finally solve the mystery of the cast members missing from the set. #3 The crowd gets whipped into a frenzy when the staff announces the local in-store special: The 1st 100 customers will receive a limited edition copy of MTV's Celebrity DeathMatch 20th Anniversary Special DVD featuring such classic matches as Yanni vs. Michael Bolton, Zsa Zsa Gabor vs. Tammy Faye Baker and a never-before-seen bikini mud wrasslin' throwdown between Liberace and Richard Simmons.
nhughes Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 http://www.gottadeal.com/images/bfshirt.gif Another t-shirt contest! We had this one last year and it was pretty fun, so we'll do it again. Below are 3 photos from past Black Fridays. Come up with a caption for each photo and post them in this thread. Entries will be accepted until 5pm ET on Friday afternoon. At that point, I'll choose 5 of my favorites to win Black Friday t-shirts and then (for those of you who aren't as creative, lol) I'll choose 5 more at random from all the other entries to also win shirts, so we're going to give away 10 total t-shirts for this contest! If you've already won a t-shirt in a previous contest, you can't be selected as a winner again, but you can still feel free to post your captions. Also, while you can feel free to post more than one set of captions, there is a limit of one entry for the contest per member. Good luck and here are the photos: PHOTO #1http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption1.jpg PHOTO #2http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption2.jpg PHOTO #3http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption3.jpgPhoto#1- "I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."Photo#2- "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional."Photo#3-"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
ogadoga Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1 Reservation for two Photo #2 Stores opening better finish this game Photo #3 I'm looking for Joe. Joe you out there? Your shift started 10 minites ago
jerica388 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 1. Two managers at the local Target intend to sit in lawn chairs just inside the barricade to get the best view of shoppers who attempt to jump the carts and land on their faces. 2. "Dude. I don't know why my wife complains about waiting in line on Black Friday. This is a whole lot more comfortable than my deer stand." 3. "Attention everyone: I wanted to let you know I just snagged the last laptop for myself. You can all return to your cars and head to the next store on your Black Friday list."
goshe7 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 1. I'm glad Target marked their territory with shopping carts rather than taking a more canine approach. 2. With this level of extravagence, why aren't these guys camped out first in line? 3. "If everyone packs in a little closer, I'm confident you will all get what you want. Now push together people."
harrispizza4 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 #1 Even the carts don't want to shop at Target this year! #2 Bob and Jim can't understand why they are still single! #3 Hey Mom, over here!
*Moosey* Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1 Let us pray, dear lord please protect us........ Photo #2 X-box roasting on a open propane tank Photo #3 Attention, Attention all those with black hair will be allowed to enter first
btmartin97 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 1. All bow to the Shopping Cart Gods!!!!!! 2. Warm hat...$5.00, Blanket...$10.00, Propane heater...$50.00, Being first in line when the doors open....PRICELESS!! 3. This is just the practice round.....the doors will actually open at 8:00a.m.!!
sweetleaftara Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 Right on Target These guys may have waited in luxury but in the mad dash for the door their items were stolen. Boys... Please leave your toys at home or take your own risk! Store hasn't opened but we are already out of doorbusters
candlesbytammy1 Posted October 20, 2010 Posted October 20, 2010 PHOTO #1 a few carts, a ball and line tape is suppose to hold everyone back.....Little does this Target know how 'Black Friday' really works being the stores first year.....I guess some will have to learn by their mistakes. PHOTO #2 This isn't bad at all...we're #1 in line, we have our munchies, video games, and our blankies...what else could we ask for? Wonder how the women are doing on hunting...just sitting there.. waiting with nothing to do. PHOTO #3 ATTENTION WAL-MART SHOPPERS...the doors will be opening soon and we are asking for your help to keep everything calm..to get this started I will be singing 'Kumbaya'..everyone
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