Brad Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 CONTEST OVER! We know Black Friday can be a stressful time of year, and so this year we're going to help you out by giving away our new GottaDeal.com Black Friday Survival Kits! We've got many of these kits to give away over the next 4 weeks leading up to Black Friday, so if you don't win this time, you'll have plenty of additional chances. So I'm sure you are asking, "what's in the kit?" Here you go: http://www.gottadeal.com/images/bfkit.jpg GottaDeal.com T-Shirt: you need something to wear on Black Friday, right? Show your love for your favorite web site with our brand new t-shirts!GottaDeal.com Bag: some kits will have the drawstring backpack, others will have the reusable grocery bag, and a few will come with both bags!Black Friday @ GottaDeal.com Coin Caddy: this zippered neoprene pouch can store your cash, credit cards, keys and other Black Friday essentials!GottaDeal.com Highlighters: these orange highlighters are perfect for highlighting items as you look over the Black Friday ads or your shopping list!GottaDeal.com Ballpoint Pen: this Pilot G-2 pen (blue ink) is perfect for keeping track of your purchases and crossing off items on your shopping list!GottaDeal.com Magnets: we'll give you some of our new business card magnets - perfect for your fridge, car or anywhere else you want to stick them!GottaDeal.com Stickers: bored waiting in line for the stores to open? Stick our stickers on fellow shoppers, store windows or anywhere else!HOW TO WIN: There are 3 photos below that were taken on Black Friday last year and used in various news stories. Come up with your best humorous caption for each photo and post them in this thread. Be sure to label each caption based on the photo number (1,2 and 3). Only post one caption per photo - mutliple captions will not count. PHOTO #1http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption1.jpg PHOTO #2http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption2.jpg PHOTO #3http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption3.jpg Entries will be accepted until 10pm ET on Sunday, November 8th. At that point I'll choose my 3 favorite sets of captions based on overall how funny I think they are as a group. In case you lack a sense of humore, I'll also choose 3 more sets at random from the remaining entries and all 6 winners will receive BF survival kits! Good luck to all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrystalMae1231 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) #1: My wife spent 2000.00 at TRU and all I got was this lowsy t-shirt. #2: Lingerie that'll shut 'er up! #3: Ooh vibrating chairs......now all I need is a cigarette! Edited November 2, 2009 by KrystalMae1231 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illinoismom Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) Photo 1 shove it in it will fit so what if we have to leave the kids or we can tie them to the roof Photo 2 I know there is fudge here some where Photo 3 is some one going to tell them they slept through all the sales Edited November 2, 2009 by Illinoismom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stacya Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) Photo 1: Whaddya mean you don't think all of this will fit? Photo 2: I don't know where she went, but this lady got some NICE stuff! I think I'll try this one on first! Photo 3: This is SO much warmer and more comfortable than those park benches we're usually on, isn't it Ethel? I only wish I had more paper blankets... Edited November 2, 2009 by stacya captions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma_x5 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1. What do you mean it won't all fit? We will MAKE it fit! #2. I am NOT going to be seen carrying this girly bag.....I'll just put it in a more manly looking one. #3. So many Black Friday sale ads....so little time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpzazz Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1. THATS why I wanna be a Toys "R" Us kid! #2. Oops I forgot to get something for the wife. #3. It sure doesnt move like my hoverround, but it sure is comfy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnc_mom Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo 1: The Octomom hits again!!! (sadly that is about what my carts look like after TRU too Lmao) Photo 2: Oh Sh*t...wheres my wallet?!? I knew i shouldnt have been looking at that victorias secret girl..... Photo 3: I might be wore out but ain't Nobody gittin my ads!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebirth Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1: Person loading the stuff "You mean there's more?" Photo #2: "Gosh I hope she's done" Photo #: Person 1 "I hope no one steals my sales papers", Person 2 "This lady wouldn't mind if I take an ad or two" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Star Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 (edited) Photo 1: Take out the backseats we'll come back for them later! Photo 2: Oy Vey! There goes the kids college funds Photo 3: We're not sleeping, we're praying we make it through the day! Edited November 2, 2009 by Miss Star fixed a typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&H Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1: *Lady behind the carts> "Could you please pack faster? We still have 12 more stores before noon?!?" *Friend at the car> " I told you we would never get it all in your VW Bug!!!" Photo #2: "If I just rearrange a few things I will not have to be seen with this pink striped VS bag, especially since that rumor was started about me cross-dressing!!!" Photo #3: "Just keep your eyes closed Louise, the mall rent-a-cops will think we are mannequins and we will be able to be first in line. Only 16 hours til Black Friday officially begins!! Shhhhhh......I think I hear one coming......be very, very, still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rst02 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1.. Now on to shopping for my husband's side of the family. #2.. If I arrange everything right I can crawl in here if I see anyone I know. #3.. Keep looking.. I know I saw a great deal on snuggies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bopeep Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 - "I TOLD you we should have rented a UHaul! #2 - "CONSOLIDATE!!" #3 - "Ah, just 364 days till NEXT Black Friday!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GinaInIL Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 "Now sue... I'll tie these carts together and you sit in back and hold on." #2 If I stash my latest star wars find in this vickies bag, maybe people will stop with the "40 year old virgin" jokes! #3 Lady on the right.. Quick, cover my face, my husbands comin and if he sees me hes gonna drag me outta here.. Lady on the left... Here you go honey, now lets pray he keeps walking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mineich Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 Hoarding just became a sport! #2 She promised to wear the Victoria Secret lingerie if I carry the bags, "I'm coming dear". #3 Already dreaming about Black Friday 2010! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhughes Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo #1) How much ''luggage'' can she hold? Photo #2) Yippee,I picked up my Halloween costume for next year! Photo#3) Black Friday Frenzy: The Ultimate ads they dont want you to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpr Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1) I'll have to make more than one trip....wait here! 2) Hmmph...All this shopping and I didn't get s#*&. 3) .....while visions of sugar plumbs danced in their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rnstrange Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. So this is what Michelle Duggar feels like on BF. 2. and this scarf goes with the jacket in here... 3. Hey Grandma, did we miss the sale at zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magickallight Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 Photo 1 - "Hey! Anyone got a shoehorn?" Photo 2 - "Wait - these aren't my bags!!!" Photo 3 - Just before going to sleep... "Darn - I KNEW I shouldn't have had that last piece of turkey!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rogue1230 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. " We're gonna need a bigger boat" 2. "There has to be an Auntie Anne's Pretzel in here, there just HAS to be!?!?" 3. "I love my ads, I love my aaaaa...I.....snore" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusha120 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1) I am sure glad spent 2 years in clown college now! 2) Wife, check! secretary wanting that promotion.... check! oh, better hide that one in another bag. 3) I wonder if I can shop by osmosis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerica388 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1) I wonder how mad she'll be if I leave her standing there on the curb and come back for her later. 2) Ooh, this scarf, these shoes, and what I've got in this little pink bag over here...I am going to look so HOT! 3) These Black Friday shoppers thought they'd take a nap. When they awoke, the line had grown by the hundreds, "Oh crap!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFQueenofNY Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. When she said we were going shopping I didn't think I needed to rent a uhaul!!! 2. "If I look carefully, maybe I can find that gps unit I asked for" 3. In an overhead bubble "Walmart...Target...Kmart...Sears...Toysrus....Best Buy....sales...sales...sales..where are my ads?...zzzzz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgiapeach717 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1: crazy thing is...i dont even have any kids!!!! #2: the real secret...thses are all for me! teehee!! #3: we make camping out for the TVs at best buy look good ya'll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hugle Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. I GIVE, I GIVE.....Honey, next car we get is that 50 passenger bus you wanted! 2. Maybe this will get me out of the dog house, after the I.O.U's I gave her last year! 3. I believe in Day Light Savings time... we should fall back an hour on Black Friday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magickallight Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 I LOVE this contest! I keep coming back to read all the captions! They are GREAT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scanner420 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1- "Madge- Sheila!!!!! You're putting them in the WRONG CAR!!!!" #2- "HHHMMMMmmmmmm! Pink slippers from VS and an orange sweater from HM? What was she thinking??" #3- New from Blamm-O!! The BF Ad Snuggie!! Coming soon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chedrhead Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 - OK, the baby's Christmas presents are done. You've got the baby, right? #2 - I hope this will make up for the leaf blower I gave her for our anniversary. #3 - Let's go over what you're going to grab while we wait for the store to ... zzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love2beurwifey Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 #1 - Do you think we can tie the kids to the roof top, I wanna make sure all the stuff fit inside. #2 - I got my secretary something I better hide these because I forgot my wife gift. #3 -Let's just take a little break we have been up since midnight, Just 5 minutes to get refreshed before the next round of stores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ljl3185 Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 1. Should've rented a U-Haul! 2. SHE'S SPENDING ALL MY MONEY AHHHHHHHHHH 3. Hangover + Black Friday = Not a good day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsthayer Posted November 2, 2009 Share Posted November 2, 2009 photo 1. "Don't worry we only have One more store to hit and then I am done!" photo 2. "OMG I didn't now they sold these there !" photo 3. Just a few quick winks and We'll be ready for the afternoon bargains ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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