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Brad for President in 2008


DB_Cooper

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If anyone can fix the economy it's Brad. He knows how to SAVE money, not spend it like it's going out of style. Can any of the other candidates say that? No! He could also institute a Federal Department of Sales, and tax stores who send Cease & Desist letters into the stone age. Plus he could have neat things like coupons on campaign signs. Vote Brad. Vote early. Vote often.
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See if you get a Cabinet appointment when Brad takes DC by storm :P

 

 

sorta off-topic, but who wants to bet that somewhere, in some dreary legal office, some legal aide has been assigned to scour these very forums for evidence of leakage. And here we are, full of mirth, making light of their efforts, however maximus flaccidus (latin for weak), to hide the ECONOMIC TRUTH!!! We want bargains and we will not be denied!!! We will stack coupons and properly fill out our rebate forms and we will hit these stores like a human bargain hunting tsunami, and when the dust clears, their shelves will be MT (EMP-TY) and we will have SUV's with roof racks loaded to the gills and we will laugh into the night as we drive off with unheard of savings and while they gaze around their now-nekkid stores in disbelief at the consuming that has been wreaked, we will retire to our condos of solitude, crack open a cold, frosty beer, and try to decipher teensy assembly instructions printed in 16 languages, and then we're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"

 

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