BF Poem Roulette (join the fun.)

[littlemama]

Okay, so I am bored and anxious, and Wal-Mart has thoroughly pissed me off, so let's have some fun.

 

Rules:

2 lines of rhyming poetry

Anything about Black Friday

Have fun

 

HERE WE GO...

 

Twas the night before Black Friday and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, except for me and my computer mouse...

[hahsmom]

Twas the night before Black Friday and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, except for me and my computer mouse...

 

 

The sales ads were all sorted, my list has grown so,

But at last i had decided...so many places to go!

[EYGLE]

With the coffee pot set..

off to bed I shall go

[EmConMom]

My eyes try to close, but my brain says "NO WAY"

No rest for you, on this great shopping day!

[jellybean051901]

So into my layers I go

To head out to sit in the rain and the snow

[sammy50]

Tho stars are still twinkling I awake with a start.

There's bargains to buy and I must do my part.

[aptone]

To be the first in line.

For it is I who will grab the bargains today.

[dealluvr]

to walmart to k mart to sears and the mall

i got dressed so quickly i fell in the hall!

[theboyzmom]

with chocolate, caffene and sales ads in hand,

the excitment was felt all over 'shopping land'

[kbwdln]

With I in my thermals and her in her hat

I certainly hope that I dont have to pee or shat:yup:

[littlemama]

With I in my thermals and her in her hat

I certainly hope that I dont have to pee or shat:yup:

Love it..................

[CrayZMama80]

Off I go gotta get stuff for thee ( hey it rhymes!)

A few expresso shots to keep me buzzing like a bee

[blssed2bme]

From TV's to toys to computers and more

I just can't believe all of the deals galore.

[EmConMom]

The day it moves on, my stomach grumbles more and more,

QUICK to the drive thru, on the way to the next store.

[EmConMom]

Here is the poem so far, with everyone's parts together.

 

Twas the night before Black Friday and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, except for me and my computer mouse...

 

The sales ads were all sorted, my list has grown so,

But at last i had decided...so many places to go!

 

With the coffee pot set..

off to bed I shall go

 

My eyes try to close, but my brain says "NO WAY"

No rest for you, on this great shopping day!

 

So into my layers I go

To head out to sit in the rain and the snow

 

Tho stars are still twinkling I awake with a start.

There's bargains to buy and I must do my part

 

To be the first in line.

For it is I who will grab the bargains today.

 

to Wal-Mart to k mart to Sears and the mall

i got dressed so quickly i fell in the hall!

 

with chocolate, caffene and sales ads in hand,

the excitment was felt all over 'shopping land'

 

With I in my thermals and her in her hat

I certainly hope that I dont have to pee or shat

 

Off I go gotta get stuff for thee ( hey it rhymes!)

A few expresso shots to keep me buzzing like a bee

 

From TV's to toys to computers and more

I just can't believe all of the deals galore.

 

The day it moves on, my stomach grumbles more and more,

QUICK to the drive thru, on the way to the next store.

[sbwolfer]

I gobble down my food with barely time to chew,

I still have a long list, so much shopping left to do!

[wyattsshamrock]

Finally found a parking space a mile away

Man it must be my lucky day

[EmConMom]

So I run and I run as fast as my legs will go,

Just to make sure I get the last Elmo.

[Princess7915]

I know I'll be the first one in line

with a mile of people waiting behinde

[pmdemey]

With a list in one hand and chair in another

Outside we all sit and crowd one another:cheesy:

[dilyn53]

We wait & we wait; time passes so slow,

Through those doors we're waiting to go.

[bfhusband]

We wait, laugh and chat, and promise not to push,

Oh wait, the doors have opened,and someone's hand is on my tush.

[Mugglemom]

With hundreds of people waiting to cut in line...

Don't even try it, that laptop is MINE!!!

[able]

i begin to wonder ,did i choose the right store?

i just hope i get what i am here for...

[tsflaxie]

The store is now open and at last it is time to shop.

I want the tv, the camera and that HP laptop.

[cleverbffool]

As so begins the rat race,

but my hubby is slowing down my pace.

[cleverbffool]

Here is the poem so far, with everyone's parts together.

 

Twas the night before Black Friday and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, except for me and my computer mouse...

 

The sales ads were all sorted, my list has grown so,

But at last i had decided...so many places to go!

 

With the coffee pot set..

off to bed I shall go

 

My eyes try to close, but my brain says "NO WAY"

No rest for you, on this great shopping day!

 

So into my layers I go

To head out to sit in the rain and the snow

 

Tho stars are still twinkling I awake with a start.

There's bargains to buy and I must do my part

 

To be the first in line.

For it is I who will grab the bargains today.

 

to Wal-Mart to k mart to Sears and the mall

i got dressed so quickly i fell in the hall!

 

with chocolate, caffene and sales ads in hand,

the excitment was felt all over 'shopping land'

 

With I in my thermals and her in her hat

I certainly hope that I dont have to pee or shat

 

Off I go gotta get stuff for thee ( hey it rhymes!)

A few expresso shots to keep me buzzing like a bee

 

From TV's to toys to computers and more

I just can't believe all of the deals galore.

 

The day it moves on, my stomach grumbles more and more,

QUICK to the drive thru, on the way to the next store.

 

I gobble down my food with barely time to chew,

I still have a long list, so much shopping left to do!

 

Finally found a parking space a mile away

Man it must be my lucky day.

 

So I run and I run as fast as my legs will go,

Just to make sure I get the last Elmo.

 

I know I'll be the first one in line

with a mile of people waiting behind.

 

With a list in one hand and chair in another

Outside we all sit and crowd one another.

 

We wait & we wait; time passes so slow,

Through those doors we're waiting to go.

 

We wait, laugh and chat, and promise not to push,

Oh wait, the doors have opened,and someone's hand is on my tush.

 

With hundreds of people waiting to cut in line...

Don't even try it, that laptop is MINE!!!

 

I begin to wonder ,did I choose the right store?

I just hope I get what I am here for...

 

The store is now open and at last it is time to shop.

I want the tv, the camera and that HP laptop.

 

As so begins the rat race,

but my hubby is slowing down my pace.

[able]

your line friend that you have seen waiting all night,

rushes through the people and avoids a fight.,

[sheli]

Forget him, who needs him? let him catch a cab.

With him slowing me down there's less I can grab.

 

eta: oh poo! too slow -this was going to follow on the slow hubby from cleverbffool- you can erase me if it confuses the poem

[ShopperMom]

With a bump and a push I grab the last one,

Then realize that the fun has only begun!