Unofficial Black Friday Haiku Thread (no prizes)

[len_mullen]

Can't wait for Brad ANY LONGER for this!

 

A haiku is a poem consisting of three lines.  The first and last line have five syllables and the second line has seven.  The first and third lines are juxtaposed ideas with the middle line serving as a bridge between the two.

 

Flyers Found Online

Reveal Gifts That Total Nine

Hide Under My Pine

 

Sledding Through The Snow

To The Tinsel Town I Go

Bargains Wait For Me

[kranky]

Doorbusters await
I fear I will not get mine
Yell “Fire!”, run to front.

 

A new guy cuts line
Minutes before opening
Sorry, that brick slipped.

[zoemonstr]

Many bargains for me

Have my spending all planned

Gotta Deal made it easy

[Pnambic]

Chaos reigns supreme

In the stores on Black Friday

So I shop online

 

Ordered from ten sites

Shipping's all over the place

Hope I don't miss one

 

Ah, Black Friday's here

Stores fight to boost revenue

Wait, they start when now?

 

Once upon a time

Stores saved their sales for one day

Now it lasts all week.

 

Carving the turkey

Friends and family are here

Deals will have to wait

[bsutton1]

A day to give thanks

Family and Friends together

Shopping comes next day

 

Wait in line for weeks

That TV at Best Buy is mine

Yes I have no life

 

Many bargains in sight

Beast mode ready to commence

Left chaos happy