Scanner420 Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 I was inspired to hear about different gag gifts ppl send over the Holidays! One of the best ones I did was mix a bogus lottery scratchoff with a few actual tickets and put the gifts into a Potluck pile! I sat there drinking a coffee when I heard my Aunt ask, "Ok! Who's the wise ass!!!"
JohnnyLaRue Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 I used to give scratchers as real gifts.... What's funny about it?
Amber76 Posted October 31, 2010 Posted October 31, 2010 I think she mixed a fake one in with the real ones. So it looks like someone won but they really didn't :)
Scanner420 Posted October 31, 2010 Author Posted October 31, 2010 I think she mixed a fake one in with the real ones. So it looks like someone won but they really didn't :)I did..........and for the record........Scanner's a He!!!!!
emptynest-2 Posted November 1, 2010 Posted November 1, 2010 Last year I made a pair of Swifer Slippers. I made them from Kotex pads and decorated them with Christmas decorations. The look on their face was priceless!
Turtle Mommy Posted November 3, 2010 Posted November 3, 2010 Last year I made a pair of Swifer Slippers. I made them from Kotex pads and decorated them with Christmas decorations. The look on their face was priceless!LOVE this idea! :)
hopeky94 Posted November 3, 2010 Posted November 3, 2010 I wish I could remember more of them, but I know my uncle and his MIL used to exchange gag gifts every year... The only one I can really remember though, is the "14-karat gold chain" that she told him to get her one year: he bought a heavy chain like you'd use on a farm or for snow tires... painted it (and something to use as a "clasp") with a thick coat of gold spray paint... then using their tops to tie them on, he attach 14 carrots to the chain!!! Look around at Spencer's, Hallmark stores, and any little country festivals that feature handmade crafts for sale... I've see lots of "over the hill" and "hillbilly" gifts at those places over the years and remember thinking, "I bet that wouldn't be hard to make at home!" (Unfortunately, I can never seem to remember them once I get home- LOL!) I'll keep trying to remember and add them to this thread when/if I do think of more!
Scanner420 Posted November 7, 2010 Author Posted November 7, 2010 I also put a D&D Coffee Card inside a box then wrapped that one and put that inside another, and then wrapped that & put it in another.....and so forth.....about 16 times! it took someone close to a half hour to unwrap everything I did!
bethiedawg Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 There is lotion/shampoo/soap set called "Anti Monkey Butt" ...it was a hit at the last gag gift party I went too. I think we bought it from Tractor supply or Northern tool. Its the real stuff, just a funny name.
Kibit13 Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 There is a bath salt called "Tired Old A$$" It works great and the name is too funny! http://www.littlemoonessentials.com/
fingerlakesmom Posted November 17, 2010 Posted November 17, 2010 I am giving my Bil 24 rolls of TP...one year he gave me trash bags
Amber76 Posted November 18, 2010 Posted November 18, 2010 I did..........and for the record........Scanner's a He!!!!! Oops sorry! :)
nolansmomster Posted November 18, 2010 Posted November 18, 2010 www.flat-d.com sells charcoal pads that go inside your undies to absorb "the toxic vapors" (as a friend once called it). That was the best gag gift I ever found!
ourhappyfamily4 Posted November 18, 2010 Posted November 18, 2010 http://granny2shoes2.tripod.com/03gaggifts.html There are alot og good ideas on this page. I actualy bought a few of these crafts at out local christmas craft showroom the other day to use this year for a few gifts. ( I bought a hill billy piggy bank, hill billy toilet paper, belly button brush, a prayer bear, and a old rag doll) Not usre if those items are on this page or not, havent had the time to look it all over.BOOGER KEEPER The booger keeper is a wooden box or whatever box you choose to use. Put tin foil on the bottom. Then dab a few areas on a table or counter top with rubber cement. Roll each dab around a bit and it looks like a booger. Place them in the box on top of the tin foil and you have a booger keeper. Attach this poem: My Mother always told me Everything had a place... So I've made this Booger Keeper To keep them off your face! Just open up the tiny lid And place them in, with care..Nobody need know you have them...OR SHOW THEM IF YOU DARE!!!-----------------WEINER WASHER Candi Roberts wrote: At Christmastime my family gets together to have a hillbilly Christmas(mostly the girls). We make gag gifts and put them in a brown paper bag and play the Wrights Family Christmas. I made a wiener washer out of ivory soap. Just drill a hole in the middle and widdly out the middle a little (just the right size)ha ha!!! It was so funny everybody thought they had something big because it was so heavy.
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