Bunniq Posted November 14, 2009 Posted November 14, 2009 I haven't seen this thread started for 2009 and I know there was talk of starting, so I thought I would get the ball rolling. What is your favorite quote from a holiday movie or commercial? My all time favorite is from the 'cheese' commercial. Dad: (After seeing all the gifts from Santa) "Those must have been some cookies!" Daughter: (With the cutest smile) "I didn't leave him cookies, I left him cheese!"
bigjimslade Posted November 14, 2009 Posted November 14, 2009 Christmas Vacation - 1989 Ellen: What are you looking at?Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ass**** in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]Eddie: Shi**er was full.Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shi**ers, honey?Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.http://ginnypub.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/cousineddie.jpg
dealluvr Posted November 14, 2009 Posted November 14, 2009 sons o' b - - - - - - !! bumpasss' you'll shoot your eye out! both from a christmas story:cool:
Grinch2 Posted November 14, 2009 Posted November 14, 2009 I love everything from Christmas Vacation, but this quote is my favorite. Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, di**less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol
a94 Posted November 14, 2009 Posted November 14, 2009 sons o' b - - - - - - !! bumpasss'QUOTE] LOL This has got to be my all time fav. :) I could watch this movie a thousand times and still not get tired of it!
rogue1230 Posted November 15, 2009 Posted November 15, 2009 sons o' b - - - - - - !! bumpasss' you'll shoot your eye out! both from a christmas story:cool:I do love the bumpas quote!
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