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I haven't seen this thread started for 2009 and I know there was talk of starting, so I thought I would get the ball rolling.



What is your favorite quote from a holiday movie or commercial?


My all time favorite is from the 'cheese' commercial.


Dad: (After seeing all the gifts from Santa) "Those must have been some cookies!"

Daughter: (With the cutest smile) "I didn't leave him cookies, I left him cheese!"

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Christmas Vacation - 1989


Ellen: What are you looking at?

Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an ass**** in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...

[Eddie, in the driveway, is draining the RV's toilet]

Eddie: Shi**er was full.

Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our shi**ers, honey?

Ellen: Clark, please. He doesn't know any better.

Clark: He oughta know it's illegal. That's a storm sewer. If it fills with gas, I pity the person who lights a match within ten yards of it.


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I love everything from Christmas Vacation, but this quote is my favorite.


Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, di**less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh*t he is. Hallelujah. Holy sh*t. Where's the Tylenol

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