Bestbuy7 Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 Hopefully i wont get banned... Rated M for Mature / mild language and sorry in advance if you get offended. Verry funny. Found this on the internet: 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraczek Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I personally think it is very cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elena_398 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 lol too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebony0421 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 that was funny:yup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eve Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmitt Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tootsieroll23 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsakalosky Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 GREAT STUFF :yelclap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teebee Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 :sidesplit That was tooooooooo funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heather2309 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 i like that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMommy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 LOL...that is hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treasure60 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noaimhere Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 ha ha! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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