VaderGCP Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Men, Women, and Shoppers of the United States of America, You are about to embark upon the Black Friday, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of gift-loving family members everywhere wait in line with you. In company with our Website and brothers-in-carts on other Fronts, you will bring about the destruction of the register machine, the elimination of high-price tyranny over the opressed peoples of America, and gifts for ourselves this Christmas. Your task will not be an easy one. The clerks are well trained, well equipped, and Black Friday hardened. They will sell add-ons viciously. But this is the year 2005! Much has happened since the Retail triumphs of 2002-2003. Gottadeal.com has inflicted upon the Retailers great defeats, in open forums, post-to-post. Our online offensive has seriously reduced their strenght on the net and their capacity to hide flyers. Our Bookmarked-Homepage has given us an overwhelming superiority in knowledge and deals, and placed at our disposal great scans to ponder over. The tide has turned! The shoppers of the Nation are marching together to sales! I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to buying and pricematching on Black Friday. We will accept nothing less than instant rebate! Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of Ross and Brad upon this great and noble undertaking. Signed: Vader Thats a little something for all the history geeks out there :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 haha, that is awsome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beverly Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Roosevelt? (Franklin) when we entered WW2? Am I right? Do I get a prize? lol... So much cleverness here! Maybe I'll catch some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaderGCP Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 No, not FDR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_John_Lennon_ Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Its DDay Invasion, and its not Roosevelt. Definetly Eisenhower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiltman Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 way to go. very nice. good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaderGCP Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 I love his original speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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