msimpatient Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1: Make sure all carts have a wobbly front left wheel. Don't forget to make all right back wheels stick on the fourth wheel rotation. We have standards people!! Photo #2: We aren't playing games! We are loosening up for the Black Friday! Got to keep these reflexes in top condition! Photo #3: Once inside there are NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS! If you have to go, NOW is the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kathie60 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1: Please form a single line behind the big red balls. Photo #2: You might be a redneck if you are waiting in line at the bait shop at midnight on Black Friday drinking beer and playing video games. Photo #3: The first person to answer the following question correctly gets to move to the front of the line. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a tootsie roll pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richlily Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Photo 1 - Overworked on Black Friday, my wheels hurt Photo 2 - Now that's how I roll on Black Friday Photo 3 - I am selling my gottaDeal.com user ID & Password. Bids starting at $5 do I hear $10? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dparis01 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 photo #1 Please stay behind the RED barrier and form a single line..... photo #2 WOW! This Black Friday stuff is fun! photo #3 ATTENTION: ALL THE LCD TELEVISIONS ARE SOLD OUT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marytine Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 http://www.gottadeal.com/images/bfshirt.gif Another t-shirt contest! We had this one last year and it was pretty fun, so we'll do it again. Below are 3 photos from past Black Fridays. Come up with a caption for each photo and post them in this thread. Entries will be accepted until 5pm ET on Friday afternoon. At that point, I'll choose 5 of my favorites to win Black Friday t-shirts and then (for those of you who aren't as creative, lol) I'll choose 5 more at random from all the other entries to also win shirts, so we're going to give away 10 total t-shirts for this contest! If you've already won a t-shirt in a previous contest, you can't be selected as a winner again, but you can still feel free to post your captions. Also, while you can feel free to post more than one set of captions, there is a limit of one entry for the contest per member. Good luck and here are the photos: PHOTO #1http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption1.jpg PHOTO #2http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption2.jpg PHOTO #3http://www.gottadeal.com/images/caption3.jpg 1. The Calm Before the Storm! 2. Boy this is just like tailgating; but for great deals! 3. Let the Games Begin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
descooby Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 1. Ha! That's it? I've been practicing scaling three high to beat the line! 2. In preparation for the 5:00am opening of the store, Pat and Hal are playing the hottest game of the season "Black Friday, race to the WII!!" 3. We have only 5 laptops and 5 Wii systems available in our store; Get ready... get set... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princess7794 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 1. WHAT IS THIS? tilt-a-buggy! 2. Yeh dude I’ll play a game with ya, but only because you’ve got heat over here. I’m freezing my buns off! 3. Attention! Attention! Attention! The administration is sorry to inform you that there was an error in the printed advertisement. The sale NOT this Friday but next Friday! We apologize for the inconvenience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdrd90 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1 Seriously Bob, how much did you have to drink before you brought the carts in? photo #2 This game would be so much more fun if we actually had power!!!'' photo #3 ATTENTION, ATTENTION...........Who just grabbed my butt?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmanders1 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Photo #1: Black Friday shoppers delirious from lack of sleep and bitter cold provided further evidence that Target shopping carts are indeed harder to push when turned upside-down. Photo #2: Some shoppers were so jazzed about the great deal they got on flannel blankets and black caps that they chose to sit out in the cold in front of dozen of stores just to "try them out" before Christmas. Photo #3: In a brilliant sting operation by the U.S. Government, thousands of illegal aliens were lured to electronic retailers with enticing prices on computers, digital cameras, and TV's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shopperxtrm Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 Pic 1) The line starts HERE >> please keep all hands, arms and legs inside the lane at all times. The shopping will begin shortly !! Pic 2) XBox & TV = $650.00, Chairs & Blankets = $ 60.00, Heater & Propane = $45.00 - Asking your husband to wait in line all night for a $3.00 DVD = PRICELESS! Pic 3) Listen-up people, today is November 25th, go home and have some Turkey. Tomorrow is the 26th - - the sale starts TOMORROW - Come back TOMORROW!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arci122 Posted October 20, 2010 Share Posted October 20, 2010 1. OK class, for warm ups today we're going to start jumping carts to stretch the leg. 2. Don't tell the wife I'm having fun, she thinks its hard work to get her BF deals. 3. You have the wrong day, BF is not for another week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auntierocky Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. The cart repairman didn't show up again. 2. Did you bring my Thanksgiving dinner yet? 3. Who's going to tell them that only 2 doorbuster laptops are left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tgonzales Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. The Brave Fallen of Black Friday 2009 R.I.P. 2. Can't believe mom is paying us $20 for this! 3. Please pass through our new body scanners in single file before entering the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totallyBF Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 #1. BOOTCAMP 101 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4!!! lets move it come on people we got a busy day ahead of us and our wheels need to be ready!!! (red ball aka the boss talking) #2. First guy and second guy hey time is passing by really fast!! yay!!! third guy: what is going on?? and why am i here!!? 3#.Everyone back the F*** UP! and nobody gets hurt. once again BACK UP!!! best buy will closing at 10pm tonight thank for shopping at best buy and have a great day. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hack2222 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Jessie's roundup of Rex's red ball, wrecking target carts. [video=youtube;VbbiVtx_qBE] 2. Local hangout of the teens, nightly game nite. 3. "Sorry to inform all you hungry people, but we're out of free food." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejjellybean Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Woo hoo !!! I made the lead before Rudolph !!!!! Who says you need a shiny red nose when you can have a shiny red ball :) 2. Man you were sooo right, my fingers are about the only thing warm on me from playing all night long... 3. Attention Shoppers : We have decided not to open for Balck Friday, you have all wasted your time standing in our lines :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justjoan20 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Photo 1 - Quick! Play dead. Photo 2 - I'm saving a spot for my wife. She does all the shopping. Photo 3 - "No texting allowed while shopping." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickeykarla Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 photo #1 hurry lights are on play dead photo #2 game on is pizza guy here yet? photo#3 ladies and gentleman start your engines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Thyme Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 #1 Black Friday, Red Square #2 Thought bubble coming from head of fellow with green blanket "What a bunch of losers." #3 "Has anyone here ever kissed a girl? Anyone? Anyone?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian231 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Crazy college kids! 2. Is this game stealth patched......cause I don't wanna get banned from Live! 3. Who farted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssember Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Photo #1 - "Please do not wake carts until Cyber-Monday." Photo #2 - The ad did say a minimum of three free do-it-yourself taxidermy kits per store. Photo #3 - "...and I repeat, do NOT trample me this year when the doors open..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlasvidz Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 #1: You must survive the obstacle course to be eligible for doorbusters! #2 If you unpack your trailer to camp out for black friday deals.....you must be on a mission for the misses! #3 I'm sorry but we only had 3 Wii's at $99, please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aloha15 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Photo 1: employee: "this will keep those Black Friday shoppers and their cars out my store. That $80 lcd tv is mine!" Photo 2: "I wonder if 99 cent Black Friday batteries are worth a Purple Butt Saturday!" Photo 3: emplyee: "The free JcPenny Disney snow globes will be given out shortly, no need to push." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieJul Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Photo 1: Introducing the Exclusive Target Black Friday Cart: Tent, shelter, shopping cart, and spot-saver all in one snazzy new design. Photo 2: Xbox doorbuster sale at 5am; Tournament at 5:02am. Photo 3: “’Happy Birthday’ on the count of three, okay everybody? 1…2…3…” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grouchers Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 #1 "our next position will be the downward dog" #2 The Boys of Black Friday #3 "Attention Kmart shoppers! you are at the wrong store!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnlcooper Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Photo #1: Well there are 2 chairs over there, so does that mean we wait inside the cart line? Photo #2: OK, loser of this match has to put all the stuff back in the car before the doors open. Photo #3: Excuse me, I know you are all excited but it is Halloween night, why are you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lelee24 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 1. Custer's Last Stand should have been so protected. 2. Here's hoping it's our last game on the Gamecube and we get the Doorbuster Playstation! 3. OK Folks, we have 5 DVD players at the doorbuster price...who's first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brynnfromtheblock Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 #1 Psst ... everyone play dead, maybe they'll go away ..... #2 Bob, ever the lone wolf, apparently did not get the "striped blanket, dark hat" memo #3 Ladies and Gentleman, I'm sorry to say, David Hasselhoff has left the building!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdeuser Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Photo 1 - We're not letting them camp outside our front door. Maybe they'll go to Walmart instead. Photo 2 - This is man land and we're waiting for electronics. Photo 3 - Attention please the door will be opening in 10 minutes, no pushing, shoving, or trampling of any person is allowed. Thank you for your cooperation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkplatypus Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 1. You shall NOT pass! 2. Now that's what I call prepared. 3. Does this outfit make my butt look fat? Tell me honestly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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