ssember

I would dress-up as a priest and go from store-to-store saying, "I'm just going to get in-line ahead of you, my child..."

Photo #1 - "Please do not wake carts until Cyber-Monday." Photo #2 - The ad did say a minimum of three free do-it-yourself taxidermy kits per store. Photo #3 - "...and I repeat, do NOT trample me this year when the doors open..."