{obnoxious gameshow announcer voice} It's Tiiiiime for America's faaaaaaaaavorite game show... DEAL OR DESTROY!!! The show where destroying perfectly good items is soooooo muuuuch fuuuuuun!!! The rules are simple...a contestant is "randomly" chosen from the audience! They tell us about a product that they bought recently and how much they paid for it! Then it's time to find out if they Gotta Deal, or Get Destroyed!!! Our judges go do a search on America's favorite deals website, GottaDeal.com, to see whether there's a better deal! If our judges can't find one, the contestant Gotta Deal! Tell'em what they'll win, Bob! Thanks, Al! Contestant, if you Gotta Deal, you'll win a brand new as-seen-on-TV Tobi Steamer! But wait! There's more! You'll also win the Perfect Pushup! Along with that, winners also will get a year's supply of Proactiv Solution. But that's not allllllll!!! You'll not only get the Tobi Steamer, the Perfect Pushup, and the Proactiv Solution! We'll also give you this set of Ginsu Knives! All of these great prizes are yours if you...Gotta Deal! And that's not all! All winners on today's show will be entered in the grand prize drawing at the conclusion of today's show for this incredible grand prize....it's an all-expenses-paid vacation to beautiful Dover, Delaware! Back to you, Al! Thanks, Bob! Those are some outstaaaaaaaaaanding prizes for our winners! But, what about those unlucky contestants who don't Gotta Deal? Well, thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's the fuuuuuun part of our show, those unlucky contestants get to watch their beautiful item that they paid too much for....GEEEEEEEEEET DESTROOOOOOOOYED!!! That's right, the losing contestants will get to watch in horror (and we'll all get to watch in amusement, since it's not ours!) as their beautiful item GETS DEEEESTROOOOOOOOYED!!! And now here's America's faaaaaaaaaaavorite game show host! Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Winkerbash!!! {applause} Skip: For our first contestant, leeeeeeeet's chooooose...Joe H. from Sheboygan, Wisconsin! Letttt's see if {audience chanting with Skip} HE GOTTA DEEEEEEEEEAL!!! {/audience chanting with Skip} Skip: Hi Joe, ready to play Deal or Destroy? Joe: You bet, Skip! Skip: Ok, so what's your item that you just bought recently? Joe: I bought this awesome new gaming PC! it really rocks Skip! Skip: weeeell, it may rock, but let's see if {more chanting}YOU...GOTTA...DEEEEEAL!!!{/more chanting} Skip: So, Joe, how much did buy it for? Joe: I got it on this awesome sale at WalyWorld for only $1199 Skip: ok, now it's time for our judges to go to work, and we'll find out if Joe's gaming rig is a DEAL, or gets DESTROYED! Judge: Skip, I just found a deal on GottaDeal.com for this exact same PC for a price of....{drumroll}...$899! Skip: ooooooooh, ouch, sorry Joe, that's gotta hurt. Well everybody, let's have some fun now as we watch Joe's perfectly fine gaming PC {audience chanting} GET DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!! {/audience chanting} Skip: for this contestant, we've randomly chosen the method of destruction for his PC is that it will be thrown off a cliff...and heeeeEEEERE IT GOES!!! {insert footage of PC being thrown off a cliff} (here's a funny video that I found of somebody throwing a PC off a cliff, just as an example of how FUN this would be to watch! http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/10/Computer-thrown-Off-Cliff-382141.html) Skip: oooh, wow, sorry about the PC there, Joe. Better luck next time! Thanks for playing, and we've got some nice consolation prizes for you. ... :cheesy:
