1. "Of course honey, there will be plenty of room in the car, I promise."
2. "75 bucks for underwear? If she can't figure out what to take back, I'll figure it out for her."
3. "This sure ain't the same as it was when we had to walk up hill both ways in the snow just to get to these stores on Black Friday. These kids just don't know how good they got it now. Now turn it up another notch."