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[Guest beatmix01]

still have 6 more gmails to give out.

 

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[Pliablemoose]

Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:

 

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1) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

 

2) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer

 

3) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein

 

4) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso

 

6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

 

5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

 

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc

 

3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah

 

2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" - J.F.K.

 

And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....

 

1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

[Zim Hosein]

I love that list!

 

Cheers Pliablemoose

[Guest beatmix01]

Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was appropriate:

 

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1) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

 

2) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" - Custer

 

3) "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein

 

4) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso

 

6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

 

5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

 

4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc

 

3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah

 

2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" - J.F.K.

 

And the number one most appropriate reason to use the "f" word....

 

1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton

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