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This stun gun is a self defense device which disrupts the message the brain sends to the voluntary muscles.It will stun through heavy winter clothing.


Simply touching an attacker with a stun gun for three to five seconds will deliver a high voltage shock causing loss of balance and muscle control, confusion, and disorientation. This jolt will bring the attacker to their knees making them incapable of further aggressive activity. Full recovery takes about five to ten minutes and there is no permanent harm. Stun guns are considered reasonable force to resist attack. Just firing this little fella into the air is usually enough to scare away a would be attacker.The bright blue electrical current that shoots out between the prongs along with the intimidating sound should stop the attacker right in their tracks. If this doesn't deter the potential threat then a 1.0 million volt jolt surely will.

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I had no idea that these were even available for just anyone to purchase!





Oh yea you can also buy tasers ;) they are still pretty spendy we have them @ work however you have to be certified before you can use one @ least ion the job, so you have to be shot with one so I'm not certified and never will be.


I've seen people take rides on the taser which is WAY worse than the stun gun and take it and keep going so nothing is a guarantee but lead will stop em ;) hehe

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Off of the description page;


Stun Gun Laws


States where stun guns are illegal:



Cities where stun guns are illegal:




We can not ship stun guns to any above state or city that considers them illegal. If you bid and win this auction your money will be refunded. Seller cannot assume any liability for the use of these stun guns and recommend the buyer become familiar with the laws in their city and state. Consult your local and state authority before ordering if you are in doubt.


We ship USPS and only in Continental USA

We do not ship out of USA

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I bought something really cool, what I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer gun with a clip. For those of you who are not familiar with this product, it is a less-than-lethal stun gun with two metal prongs designed to incapacitate an assailant with a shock of high-voltage, low amperage electricity while you flee to safety. The effects are supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, but allowing you adequate time to retreat to safety. You simply jab the prongs into your 250 lb. Tattooed assailant, push the button, and it will render him a slobbering, goggle-eyed, muscle-twitching, whimpering, pencil-neck geek. If you've never seen one of these things in action, then you're truly missing out--way too cool!


Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing!

I was so disappointed. Upon reading the directions (we don't need no stinkin' directions), I found much to my chagrin that this particular model would not create an arch between the prongs. How disappointing! I do love fire for effect. I learned that if I pushed the button, however, and pressed it against a metal surface that I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs that I was so looking forward to. I did so. Awesome!!! Sparks, a blue arch of electricity, and a loud pop!!! Yipeeeeee . . I'm easily amused, just for your information, but I have yet to explain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.


Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries, etc., etc. There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Gracie) and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet kitty, after all. But, if I was going to give this thing to Toni to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? Was I wrong to think that? Seemed reasonable to me at the time.


So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. All the while I'm looking at this little device (measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference, pretty cute really, and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-a batteries) thinking to myself, "no friggin' way!" Friggin' way--trust me, but I'm getting ahead of myself.


What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it buddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree? ).


I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the **** of it. (Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight—always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY ********* DAaaaauuuuuuMN!!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again.


I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, nipples on fire, soaking wet, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position. Gracie was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face, undoubtedly thinking to herself, "do it again, do it again!" (Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself with a Tazer, one note of caution. There is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You're not going to let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. Then, if you're lucky, you won't dislodge one of the prongs 1/4" deep in your thigh like yours truly.) SON-OF-A-***** that hurt!


A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at this point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get there??? My triceps, right thigh and both titties were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, as my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. give or take an ounce or two, I'm pretty sure.



Had tears in my eyes for 20 minutes

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Hey anybody lookiing for a 1 million stun gun that is not pink, they are $19.90 (or best offer) + $8.95 shipping on Ebay. Made by the same company and even has a built in alarm. They even have a 2.5 million stun gun.


Edit...ok these things are all over Ebay. The pink one is actually cheaper there ($29.88 free shipping) and the have some (not black) for $20 BIN with free shipping. I think I'll wait...but thanks OP! :fluffy:

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