BBW coupon for free prod - tell me a joke!

[conj]

Please tell me a funny knock knock joke - one I can share with my kids (8 & 10) that they do not already know.

 

I will mail you a coupon for - a free signature collection product (up to 12$ value) with a $10purchase. exp 9/2/08

 

 

 

I only have 1 coupon... so the first one I read that makes me laugh....

[amyers12345]

I don't know any that would work for the kids.

 

My son told me one when he was around 3 that we still laugh about. He made it up all by himself.

 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Peach"

"Peach who?"

"Peach your boobies"

 

I have no clue where it came from, but it was so funny. DD3 has one, too. No clue where it came from either.

 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Teach"

"Teach who?"

"teach yourself to drive, I QUIT!"

[racerfan]

I sent you 2 PMs. DS has a book of knock knock jokes I can scan in and email them to you if you want. There are way too many to type in.

[conj]

I read them all aloud to DH. he snickered at this one

 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Teach"

"Teach who?"

"teach yourself to drive, I QUIT!"

 

PM me your address and it is all yours.

[Christy Garner]

I don't have knock knock jokes but I do know a few cute ones:

 

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back

Why did the golfer buy a new putter? Because he got a hole in one

What did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game? Because he travelled a lot

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed up the doctor is taking us out

 

I know these are corny but my kids love them.

[conj]

I will post a similar thread again in the future... just need to get more coupons this one expires soon, so I am getting it in the mail.