conj Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 Please tell me a funny knock knock joke - one I can share with my kids (8 & 10) that they do not already know. I will mail you a coupon for - a free signature collection product (up to 12$ value) with a $10purchase. exp 9/2/08 I only have 1 coupon... so the first one I read that makes me laugh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyers12345 Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I don't know any that would work for the kids. My son told me one when he was around 3 that we still laugh about. He made it up all by himself. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Peach" "Peach who?" "Peach your boobies" I have no clue where it came from, but it was so funny. DD3 has one, too. No clue where it came from either. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Teach" "Teach who?" "teach yourself to drive, I QUIT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerfan Posted August 20, 2008 Share Posted August 20, 2008 I sent you 2 PMs. DS has a book of knock knock jokes I can scan in and email them to you if you want. There are way too many to type in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conj Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 I read them all aloud to DH. he snickered at this one "Knock Knock""Who's there?""Teach""Teach who?""teach yourself to drive, I QUIT!" PM me your address and it is all yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Garner Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I don't have knock knock jokes but I do know a few cute ones: Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back Why did the golfer buy a new putter? Because he got a hole in one What did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game? Because he travelled a lot What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil? Get dressed up the doctor is taking us out I know these are corny but my kids love them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conj Posted August 25, 2008 Author Share Posted August 25, 2008 I will post a similar thread again in the future... just need to get more coupons this one expires soon, so I am getting it in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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