Due to legal action, the forum is now closed
No, just kidding. Seriously, we're just doing an upgrade of the forum software. It could take a few hours, so find something better to do with your time until then. Maybe grab a book. Nobody reads anymore. Why is that? Oh well. See you in a few hours.
Ha, ha. Someone thinks they're a comedian now. And thanks for the heart attack after I read that first sentence.