Illinoismom Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Last week I bought this CD at Walmart called Humbug, and on it is this song So I thought of all of you. Jingle Bells Christmas sales Moms in jail , oh she fought like tyson when some one grabbed her gift. Jingle Bells Santa please post bail or she would be spending christmas in an 8x8 ft jail. Crashing through the doors with a walmart shopping cart over the greeters butt OHHHH I bet thats smart.She had her list in hand the gifts she could't lether kids down.There was only one left to grab so she knocked that lady down. Jingle Bells Christmas sales Moms in jail , oh she fought like tyson when some one grabbed her gift. Jingle Bells Santa please post bail or she would be spending christmas in an 8x8 ft jail. One week past her release she thought she would try again. This time she she came with peace and good will towards man , They had the toy she wanted made by santa Claus some one snatched it out of her hand so she knocked her in a wall. Jingle Bells Christmas sales Moms in jail , oh she fought like tyson when some one grabbed her gift. Jingle Bells Santa please post bail or she would be spending christmas in an 8x8 ft jail. Jingle Bells Christmas sales Moms in jail , oh she fought like tyson when some one grabbed her gift. Jingle Bells Santa please post bail or she would be spending christmas in an 8x8 ft jail. Mom you look good in stripes Remember to sing it to jingle bells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelicswtnss Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 That's hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magickallight Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 I just got the cd, too! FUNNY STUFF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cleverbffool Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Hilarious!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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