Peppermint Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 (edited) #1 Look who got the last Batman doorbuster #2 Strength in numbers, everyone grab a partner I hear it's easier to get the door busters. #3 **Fast forward BF 2025** Justin Bieber gives free BF concert outside Best Buy Edited October 9, 2013 by Peppermint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladywolf Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Photo #1: Oh crude! I think I left the turkey still cooking in the oven! Photo #2: Guys! Guys! It doesn't matter if Barbie or the Bratz dolls are hotter, can't we just agree to disagree here? Photo #3: ...and this next song is dedicated to all of you missing turkey on Thanksgiving day. It's called "Best Buy Black Friday Blues". Good Luck Everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaymacfla Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Photo #1 "I drop one item and I'm banned from the store?" "Look, my husband could fix this!!!!!" Photo #2 3 seconds before this photo was taken....."I am Bigjimslade, and the porta-potty is now closed!" Photo #3 "I'll get a tent, and you'll get a cart, honey, honey"...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&H Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Photo #1: Lord, please let this woman keep organizing her cart so I can cut in front of her, Amen. Photo #2: Everybody stay back! We are auditioning for "Dancing with the Stars". Photo #3: My mama told me, "You gotta shop around". Best buy, best buy, gottadeal for this town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laddhorn Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 1. Thinking: OMG! I am late for Kohls!2. Break it up! We have plenty of towels. This isn't Walmart!3. Lines! Lines! Everywhere there's lines! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCPanther1975 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 1. Once upon a time, there was a line at Toys R Us..... 2. "Come on guys! There is enough $3.99 can openers for everyone!" 3. Maybe if I play loud enough, Miley Cyrus will appear and twerk for all of us..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelic680 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 #1 - It's the most wonderful time of year #2. - Only in america people fight over deals exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have! #3 - Lets pretend we are homeless before we spend loads of money for stuff we dont really need.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drod58 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 #1 Lady with black shirt - "Excuse me, I need a price check for this toy" Blonde lady with jean shirt - "Yeah right! she just want to cut in line. I have used that trick before. #2 OK guys, let's practice again the Salsa Rueda Dance. The Target employees, please grab your partner from behind and go around her. #3 I think this is the line for America Got Talent. Let me practice my song while everybody is sleeping: All I see is signsAll I see is Best Buy signsOhhh money on my mindMoney, money on my mindTo buy the doorbusters tonightWatch it fall off from the skyThrow it, throw it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nhughes Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) PHOTO #1The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. PHOTO #2I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. PHOTO #3Going to sell my records outta shopping carts on the street. Edited October 10, 2013 by nhughes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomness Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 1. BF...the only day of the year when the card section is completely organized2. Blondie thought she'd try her hand at bald jokes, it didn't turn n3. If all else fails, attempt to serenade the people in front of you line. It MIGHT work. right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgreen Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Photo captions: #1 - Are these the ones in the ad? They were the last two over there. #2 - I'll teach you to cut in line #3 - It's Thanksgiving Day, wish I had some turkey But I'm camping away at Best Buy My toes are frozen, and I'm all alone It' s almost Black Friday that's why I need a laptop, some movies and other stuff too But I have to be first in line There's only so many to go around It's Black Friday do or die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berry1014 Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 1. Really Lady .. I do not need to know what you have in your cart or who ypu have to wrestle to get it. 2. Ok..Ok.. Back to your corners until you hear the next bell. 3. DAMN ... Where did everyone go? Oh well guess that means I get first dibbs at the door busters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzy3333 Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 1. The Best Deals You Gotta Have!!2. World Wrestling Mayhem (WWM)3. Keep Calm and Rock Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgmckny Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 1. Dang it, next time I bring a shopping cart!2. Wow, those film producers are brave, shooting Breaking Bad in a Target parking lot on Black Friday.3. For my next number, a sweet little ditty I wrote while camping out this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momofangel Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 (edited) 1) I don't need a shopping cart to block people from the doorbusters, I have ninja skills to get me through. 2) No no no...It's put your right hand in and THEN shake it all about. 3) Home, Home on the range.....where the Shoppers and doorbusters play. (sang in tune to the song home on the range. ) Edited October 12, 2013 by momofangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bargnshopnmama Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 #1. What do you mean the cash registers are down? I don't have time for this!#2. The guy with the mullet stole my Joe Dirt dvd!#3. Hopefully if I play badly enough it will drive people away from line.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
momranfrdom Posted October 12, 2013 Share Posted October 12, 2013 #1 they won't notice if I just nudge my way in#2 WHAT you can't walk through a parking lot on your own anymore?#3 who needs a TV. I'll get on all the news stations...and I'll be a STAR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdrd90 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 1. (blond woman up front) There's no place like home, there's no place like home............2. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.......3. I've never had one lesson, can ya tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flambo126 Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 1. I'm waiting for the next doorbuster. 2. Let's play ring around the rosey while we're waiting in this line. 3. How many more days until Christmas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlySA Posted October 13, 2013 Share Posted October 13, 2013 #1 Oh no, I forgot one thing. Wonder if someone will hold my spot?#2 I got the Stretch Armstrong first, no I did!#3 Wonder if I can write a hit black friday song while I'm waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuntieJul Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 #1: "Do I hear $35 for the Batman doorbuster? $35 for the Batman... Going once, going twice, SOLD to the lady in the back!" #2: Forget UFC! Get your mixed martial arts action fix at Target this Black Friday! Fights starting nationwide at midnight local time. #3: "...It's Black Friday, Black Friday, Gotta Deal on Black Friday, Everybody's looking forward to the discounts, discounts, Black Friday, Black Friday, Got Deals on Black Friday, Everybody's looking forward to the discount..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwelch6301 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 #1) I'll trade you this Batman Batmobiledeathrayalfredsunclewheresrobin action figure for that Bite me Elmo!!! #2) Honey it's a three dollar food chopper... Let her have the damn thing! #) "Grandma got run over at the Best Buy, tryin hard to get me a TV.....You can say its cheaper at the Walmart- but they dont even give a warranty" "She'd been on the Gotta Deal websiteee, planning ahead for weeks and weeks....But she forgot her mobile phone appppp, now she does'nt know which ad was last to leak" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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