gigit65 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 I saw this on last years list and I thought we could use a little laugh. #15 accualy happened at the Kmart I worked at last year. credit goes to CrayZMzmz80 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" ( And; last, but not least!) 15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
SHILOHONE11 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 I love this. Some really interesting things to do in there.
erh12275 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 This has already been posted. http://forums.gottadeal.com/showthread.php?t=18867&highlight=walmart
tootsieroll23 Posted November 14, 2005 Posted November 14, 2005 I think I have already posted to something like this. It reminds me of one of my friends.http://forums.gottadeal.com/showthread.php?t=18867
gigit65 Posted November 14, 2005 Author Posted November 14, 2005 sorry didn't see it posted. enjoy anyway
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