Hairy Backed Person Needed!! Location Is Unknown

mmm40 · 9:57 PM

I will Always list the location where the study/research is being conducted in the title of the thread. Please read the entire post to make certain you qualify before responding.

No,This Is Not A Joke!! There was no area specified. Not certain if that means it is Nationwide or the area was inadvertently omitted. Hey, if you can't what they need Go For It!! .

Hairy Backed Person Needed!!

This is the email you need to respond to:

Reply to: [email address]

Professional Hairy Backed Person Needed

Position:
• Person with a hairy back

Duties:
• You must play the toast game
• We thought it would be a cool idea if we could produce a short stop motion video of bread being toasted. Doing this with actual toast would be too straightforward as well involve to many crumbs. Hence this should be done in the medium of back hair. This process will involve shaving a section of your back and letting it grow in shaped like toast.

Experience:
• At least two years of experience having a hairy back

Pay:
• You will become an accredited witness for the toast game
• You will be part of a cutting edge advertising campaign
• You will get a free t-shirt
• We will spot you at happy hour
• Based on your performance you may get a coaster

Company:
• Toast Game ( www.toastgame.com)
• Founded in March of 2006
• Providing support service and general promotion of both unbuttered toast and the fun which it can provide

Application Process:

Please submit the following to [email address]

• The number of years you have been hairy
• Whether you liked the movie Harry and the Hendersons
• A description of why you would be good for this position written in prose, haiku or limerick
• A picture of your back

TnDimples · **5-16-2006, 2:02 AM**

OKAY!!!!!!

THATS JUST WRONG!

***Marcster*** · **5-16-2006, 4:32 AM**

I'll nominate this guy:

Shortness · **5-16-2006, 12:43 PM**

mmm40 · **5-16-2006, 9:30 PM**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pband

mmm40 has no sense of decency.
j/k

once I got past the revulsion (sp?), I need to ask - why not just leave toast-shaped hair when shaving?

Hopefully, we'll never know the answer.

I don't make 'em up....I just post 'em.

5-15-2006, 9:23 PM	#1
mmm40 Member Joined: Oct 2005 Posts: 7,969	I will Always list the location where the study/research is being conducted in the title of the thread. Please read the entire post to make certain you qualify before responding. No,This Is Not A Joke!! There was no area specified. Not certain if that means it is Nationwide or the area was inadvertently omitted. Hey, if you can't what they need Go For It!! . Hairy Backed Person Needed!! This is the email you need to respond to: Reply to: Professional Hairy Backed Person Needed Position: • Person with a hairy back Duties: • You must play the toast game • We thought it would be a cool idea if we could produce a short stop motion video of bread being toasted. Doing this with actual toast would be too straightforward as well involve to many crumbs. Hence this should be done in the medium of back hair. This process will involve shaving a section of your back and letting it grow in shaped like toast. Experience: • At least two years of experience having a hairy back Pay: • You will become an accredited witness for the toast game • You will be part of a cutting edge advertising campaign • You will get a free t-shirt • We will spot you at happy hour • Based on your performance you may get a coaster Company: • Toast Game ( www.toastgame.com) • Founded in March of 2006 • Providing support service and general promotion of both unbuttered toast and the fun which it can provide Application Process: Please submit the following to • The number of years you have been hairy • Whether you liked the movie Harry and the Hendersons • A description of why you would be good for this position written in prose, haiku or limerick • A picture of your back __________________ MIRANDA Last edited by mmm40; 5-15-2006 at 9:57 PM.

5-16-2006, 4:32 AM	#3
*Marcster* Moderator Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Southeastern PA Posts: 16,312	I'll nominate this guy: __________________ I'm Gottadeal's Fix-It/D-I-Y guy. ~ Since 8/2/07, the Ban Hammer has fallen on 217 spammers!

5-16-2006, 12:43 PM	#4
Shortness Everybody needs love... Joined: Mar 2006 Location: The Far Side Posts: 8,958	__________________ If not today, maybe tomorrow...

5-16-2006, 2:02 AM	#2
TnDimples I wanna Play....... Joined: Oct 2005 Location: Greeneville,TN Posts: 1,139	OKAY!!!!!! THATS JUST WRONG!